Exchange my bosses hairpiece with a tarantula.
Thats all i got so far.
I am quite content with it x)
Thats all i got so far.
I am quite content with it x)
you suddenly find you have tha abilty to stop time
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free style at cafe nero (*ping!* and the muffins are gone!) cheap tricks / britains got talent (well, i would have talent!) mass robery (ethics are for mortals) and perhaps actually do some good with it
Find everyone I strongly dislike, and beat the crap out of them while time is still. That'll teach 'em to act like scumbags.
Probably study for my regents tests, and zone out as many times as I want while doing so.
"Teleport" around everywhere.
Punch someone, then pause time and run away (just for kicks)
Probably study for my regents tests, and zone out as many times as I want while doing so.
"Teleport" around everywhere.
Punch someone, then pause time and run away (just for kicks)
I was about to suggest stealing an artificial insemination clinic customers list and "visit" them. That would be more fun that replacing other people stuff with yours.Plurralbles said:
Basically this oh and I would go arse around whenever I got bored. For example I would wait until class starts and the teacher starts writing on the board. Then I would stop time, walk over and write "FUCK" in large letters directly over the notesZohrra said:
wait for the perfect opportunity... for someone to say something like "spontaneous combustion can't really happen", then stop time, set their shirt on fire (screw the science <of the molecules not being to get warmed up as they are frozen in time, or a spark not being able to be created, or the gasoline i would pour on their shirt not pouring> i can stop time!) and then restart time. hehe, to them it would just look like God or whatever has a sense of humour.assuming they don't smell the gasoline.
i'd also be a lot more cocky with a lot of bigger people, less worried about getting into a fight, because i will always win. go to punch them, make contact and stop time. proceed to punch them in the place i just hit them multiple times and on the final big punch, restart time just as i connect again. To dodge attacks, stop and start time really really quickly whilst moving out of the way. that way it wouldn't look like i was "glitching" or something, more like i was moving really fast. doesn't matter how strong they are or how weak i am (i like to consider myself pretty average), multiple punches in one place will feel like they just got hit with a wrecking ball.
i'd use it for those situations. where somebody says something mean, you try a comeback but it turns out to be pretty lame. later on you are thinking about it and realise that if you'd have said this instead, you'd have been better off. stop time immediatly after they say it. think about the best comeback for a while, then restart and say it. if there isn't a comeback and they are actually right, i could always tie their shoelaces together, or undo their zip, orr loosen their belt. and if they are a girl lets just say i'd be dodging a few deserved slaps
i'd also be a lot more cocky with a lot of bigger people, less worried about getting into a fight, because i will always win. go to punch them, make contact and stop time. proceed to punch them in the place i just hit them multiple times and on the final big punch, restart time just as i connect again. To dodge attacks, stop and start time really really quickly whilst moving out of the way. that way it wouldn't look like i was "glitching" or something, more like i was moving really fast. doesn't matter how strong they are or how weak i am (i like to consider myself pretty average), multiple punches in one place will feel like they just got hit with a wrecking ball.
i'd use it for those situations. where somebody says something mean, you try a comeback but it turns out to be pretty lame. later on you are thinking about it and realise that if you'd have said this instead, you'd have been better off. stop time immediatly after they say it. think about the best comeback for a while, then restart and say it. if there isn't a comeback and they are actually right, i could always tie their shoelaces together, or undo their zip, orr loosen their belt. and if they are a girl
lets just say i'd be dodging a few deserved slaps
Assuming I can still interact with things (i.e. time slowed down but not stopped), play with my legos (very carefully so they don't start a friction fire), explore, sleep, eat, read (again, very, very, very carefully), that's about it since everything else would require it to be working in realtime (hanging out w/ friends, watching tv, videogames, etc.).
Well if the person you're touching goes with you, and you don't age, I'd probably spend a few hundreds years frozen in time.
Borking.
Yup.
Borking.
Yup.
I'd use it to learn how to fly a plane, take a plane and go pick up all of my friends and family around the world, so we can go off to somewhere like Hawaii and have a huge party with just all of us! Then after the party we can travel to any of the places we ever wanted to see in our lifetimes, once that's done we'd all head home for a good rest.
Or, I'd use my power to get rid of all the murderers, rapists and other horrible people from this Earth, since nobody else will! A super hero, like I wanted to be as a kid!
Or, I'd use my power to get rid of all the murderers, rapists and other horrible people from this Earth, since nobody else will! A super hero, like I wanted to be as a kid!
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I'd also use it as an anger solving problem.
Someone makes me mad I freeze time, beat them, unfreeze time happier.