You took over the world....now what?
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>Tech SupportKharloth said:
WHAT THE HELL DID WE EVER DO TO YOU!? You kill the idiots who think that their CD tray is an attached cup holder and we'll be fine!
OT: Continue to enact my plans. My plans are contingent upon how I took over, so I'd either be a brutal dictator at first, slowly easing into giving more freedom to my now scared shitless population, or an aggressive diplomat, eliminating potential problems before they have a chance to cause more problems. Preferred weapon for the latter is character assassination followed by arrest and execution.
I'd pretty much do global Communism/Socialism/everyone's fucking living at the same standards. All adults would be required to carry a handgun at all times, while the carry of long arms is optional; automatics would remain limited to military and licensed individuals. Firearm safety would be a part of the education process up until graduation, and state-funded shooting ranges would be in place, with everyone being required to go at least one a month.
Renewable energy source research would be well-funded, and as much as possible would be recycled.
As supreme ruler of the world, I reserve the right to kill anyone at any time, but this would be saved for people the world is just better off without. My standing military would act as a police force, but with much less paperwork so they didn't hate the job. Offenders are shot on sight, their bodies incinerated.
Don't let me run the world, I'd set it up for a lot of people to die. Hopefully it would leave the intelligent alive, but hey, shit happens.
Renewable energy source research would be well-funded, and as much as possible would be recycled.
As supreme ruler of the world, I reserve the right to kill anyone at any time, but this would be saved for people the world is just better off without. My standing military would act as a police force, but with much less paperwork so they didn't hate the job. Offenders are shot on sight, their bodies incinerated.
Don't let me run the world, I'd set it up for a lot of people to die. Hopefully it would leave the intelligent alive, but hey, shit happens.
So, rather than going over 6 pages of this I'll just ask if anyone has yet answered along the lines of:
"Relinquish my throne and distribute my power evenly among every living human on Earth."
That's what I'd do. I would do it so that it made everyone a sovereign ruler of their own world within the bounds of their ability to manipulate it.
"Relinquish my throne and distribute my power evenly among every living human on Earth."
That's what I'd do. I would do it so that it made everyone a sovereign ruler of their own world within the bounds of their ability to manipulate it.
I was fine up until the Politicians. Well, I guess I need to go underground and start the resistance now.Kharloth said:
OT: I would move the Capital to Jerusalem, and set up a Partially democratic system: A Unicameral House and a Dictatorial Head or "Protectorate". The Protectorate, while the most powerful person, does have limitations, and the Unicameral Legislature, while severely limited, does have some great strengths and cannot be legally abolished. I would then go about arresting protesters and rebels, fixing up the environment (Maybe some grass can finally grow in Northern Africa again), and moving us out to space.
If I could pull it off, I'd pretend to resign and elect a new Government, but I'd still rule silently with an invisible hand.
I will build a series of underground vaults hide 1% of the human population in them and then bomb the hell out of everyone else. Overpopulation crisis averted for a long time.
1 i would turn all of the nyc into a death race corse just like split second
2 change the name of the entire world to the united states of bart
3 piss on the entire autralian board of classifcation and have them dragged into the street and shot
4 take every thing i ever wanted
5 destroy city affter city and make tv shows where poverty ridden and peaple with mortal ilness fight to the death all for my entertainment
2 change the name of the entire world to the united states of bart
3 piss on the entire autralian board of classifcation and have them dragged into the street and shot
4 take every thing i ever wanted
5 destroy city affter city and make tv shows where poverty ridden and peaple with mortal ilness fight to the death all for my entertainment
I made a new PayPal account matching my country so I can buy from Steam's idiotic system, my uncle sent me a little bit of money to make the purchase.gamerguy473 said:
Of course, an account getting money? PREPOSTEROUS! So they limited me in suspicion that I am a thief, followed by Steam doing it as well.
Now they want me to enter a credit card and proof of address, both of which are unrelated to the situation.
That sounds like a load of bullshit to me. If I were you, I would just give it to them. Unless you never want to use a game on Steam again.Alon Shechter said:
PS: Not to take their side, but you do have an extremely large collection of games. Almost suspiciously large. But that has nothing to do with getting money in your PayPal account. Sorry dude, that sucks balls. (Yes I looked at your steam account through your Escapist profile)
Well, that extremely large number of games came from a different credit card, and money that I've personally earned and used in the summer sales.gamerguy473 said:
I don't really know how to "give it" to them, sadly.
Two words:
Dance. Party.
*Flashing lights and women in leather appears*
Let's do this! *Pelvic thrust*
Dance. Party.
*Flashing lights and women in leather appears*
Let's do this! *Pelvic thrust*
I rule the world? Good. Nobody can say I can't go off and murder all the people who've screwed me over.
Oh, and I'll make it a law that I can get Barq's Root Beer anytime/anywhere I want for free. Seriously love that stuff.
Oh, and I'll make it a law that I can get Barq's Root Beer anytime/anywhere I want for free. Seriously love that stuff.
