You took over the world....now what?

[Blue Musician]

Make a musical society. We need more music in our daily lives.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

1) Throw everyone i dont like into a vulcano
2) Install a privileged upper class of scientists who'll get everything they need to do my bidding. The first step into our new caste system.
3) Rule without sense and completely at random in my chaotic paradise

 

[Accountfailed]

BAM! offworld mining.

 

[Voodoomancer]

1. End famine.
2. Make world nicer, add some fountains.
3. Build space elevator.
4. Construct a Moon Fortress.
5. Take over Mars.
6. Play some Minecraft. [sub](On Mars)[/sub]

 

[dragonslayer32]

Destroy all currency and Nuclear weapons, then reinstate all world leaders (apart from a few). make sure the 3rd world (not sure if this is PC anymore) is abolished and everyone is equal.

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, in all fairness, work towards the production of a REALLY GOOD personal star cruiser...and galavant about the universe in a badass way! Smoke me a kipper! I'll be back for breakfast!

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Instant socialism. That's right, rich people. Kiss your unnecessary wealth, your yachts, your golden parachutes, goodbye. No more hoarding wealth.

And since I rule the world, there's no need for an obnoxiously huge US military, so that's over with, more money for the socialism.

 

[daywalker1776]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time.

It doesn't matter what you want to do after this, you've just paralyzed the world and jailed a bunch of innocent guys. (You clearly don't realize that there are a ton of green initiatives that oil companies currently use.)

At this exact moment, two thirds of the world shuts down, riots occur, murders and looting in the streets in broad daylight, every single person in the civilized world (including anti-oil activists) demand your head on a platter, you get assassinated, etc. And if you somehow manage to survive that, you've murdered the automotive industry, plastic industry, and pretty much all factories. Plus, you've lost the public over a billion jobs, paralyzed scientific progress even worse than the Dark Ages, lost hundreds of TRILLIONS of dollars of investments and such, made China and the Middle East start lobbing nukes/artillery shells at the West, everyone dies and the planet turns into Herbert's "Dune".

Damn you.

(This, by the way, is exactly why the planet will never be ruled by one person.)

Damn you, you discovered my plan, mwahaha.

 

[daywalker1776]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.

"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"

Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.

 

[daywalker1776]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.

daywalker1776 for world dictator 2015!

daywalker1776's Dictatorship lifespan?
3 YEARS!!! before bankruptcy and mass death!!!

Hooray for mindless communism!

Damn, he discovered my ultimate plan. What do you think i was going to do once I had the world under my thumb, create one big hippie commune. Hell no, that's not nearly as fin as seeing the world crumble as I sip on some Jack Daniels with my 7 wives.

 

[My name is Fiction]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.

"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"

Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.

"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."

 

[Rockchimp69]

Introduce a ranking system to replace traditional money. Basically everybody gets a basic standard of living and bonuses (e.g. extra food) come from being more valuable to society (like being a doctor or a musician) . Also I would get rid of racism, homophobia and generally all prejudice. And anyone who didn't abide by my laws regarding those things would be dropped into the shark pit

 

[daywalker1776]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.

"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"

Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.

"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."

And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.

 

[Redworld13]

Kill every hollywood celebrity and gather all the worlds scientist so we can create the greatest weed ever, and then proceed to resurrect Bill hicks, i love that guy!!!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.

"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"

Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.

"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."

And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.

"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."

 

[daywalker1776]

Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.

"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"

Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.

"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."

And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.

"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."

Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.

 

[vikenator2]

So, I took over the world?
Then LET'S PARTY!
You! Get a feast going!
You! Start the music!
You! *Double-takes* Uh... Could you come over here, please?