You took over the world....now what?

[vxicepickxv]

Honor my contractual obligation as conquerer of the world and hand it over to a man I know who wants to rule, but didn't want to conquer.

 

[ramboondiea]

well first i would make Portsmouth bouncy.
id send all reality tv and those related to it to the island of death
i would convert the isle of man into the island of death,
bring back zeplins
build mansions everywhere.
build up my military strength before my friends have a chance to usurp me
declare world wide casual friday,
make heyley williams my PA

these are only for starters

 

[TheStickman]

Play MineCraft.

Yup.

 

[Wintermoot]

1. build castle
2. rebuild porn stach
3. get rid of those tween stars
4. conquer the universe
5. RULE UNIVERSE!!!!

 

[Harlemura]

I'd demand muffins. Muffins as far as the eye can see.
I'd also get all the relevant scientists of the world together to make me an indestructible (or as close as they can get it) suit of robot armour. I'd be like Iron Man, but I'd wear a crown all the time.
Oh, that's another thing, I'd demand an awesome crown. If I lead the world, I want people to know.

 

[Xanian]

Give it back.

The fun was in taking it over. F*ck trying to run the damn thing! That shit is insane!

Still, I'd get to be the person who walked around with a T-shirt that says, "I took over the world. What did you do this weekend?"

 

[Xavisam]

*BAM* off world slavery

 

[Scarim Coral]

Now I have take over the world, that would be I will been given all access to have and play any games I want. That will take a while.
Yeah ok that plan is plain, how about exploring all the hidden secret on Earth e.g. Area 51, that Emperor tomb in China etc.

 

[beniki]

Now it is time to drink potato juice.

Maybe with lemon...

 

[.No.]

I would expand and colonize other worlds, after fixing the economy. By telling "A Government"(it's new name) to do it. Then, converting myself, Yahtzee, deadmau5, and The Esacpist into robots and ruling with an army of Yao Guais(misspelled most likely) and deathclaws. Then just the murder of the majority of pop stars.

 

[Jedamethis]

Drop everything, get working on a way to send anybody I don't like to live on the Moon. Then, we destroy the moon. And replace it with a new, shiny, better Moon! And it shall be called Mr. Moon.

Evacuate one city, and order the worlds most dangerous criminals to be dumped there.

Then set up camera's, build a 100 ft high wall and watch the fireworks.

Walls? My dear fellow, they'll always be able to go over, under, or even through them!
Stick them underground. >;D

 

[Hgame]

Free Beer for all
And thensit around doing nothing.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Next? The universe.

 

[Macrobstar]

Begin the great purge.

Of...? (Don't keep us in suspense!)

In short:

Spoiler

-PC gaming elitist snobs
-Fucking emos.
-Super patriotic yanks.
-Fox news.
-French Separatists
-People who don?t understand Socialism, yet hate it anyway.
-People who hate atheists because they don?t believe in a god.
-The Parents Television council and their nazi free speech suppression.
-Bobby motherfucking Kotick.
-Anti-Abortionists.
-People against gay marriage.
-People for the union of church and state.
-Bleeding heart liberals.
-Rich arrogant people.
-Affirmative action supporters.
-People who hate the military.
-Lawyers.
-Stock brokers.
-Greedy people.
-Racists.
-Pop stars.
-The cast from the jersey shore.
-Family first groups.
-People who won?t shut the fuck up about drugs.
-People who don?t believe in evolution.
-People against the legalization of marijuana.
-People who have an annoying laugh/voice and don?t shut up.
-Women who go nuts for little kids.
-Any religious extremists.
-The Vatican.
-People who think video games are raping the minds of America?s youth.
-Parents who let their little hellspawn run free unsupervised.
-People who advocate censorship.
-Mac elitists.
-Loud commercials.
-Stations that bleep out swearing on my favorite shows.
-Lazy people at fast food restaurants.
-Slow people who walk in front of me.
-Politicians.
-People who always want to fuck or party.
-Gaming pirates.
-Overprotective parents.
-People who hate smokers.
-PETA
-The Tea Party
-Overzealous moderators.
-Noobs.
-12 year olds on xbox live.
-Teamkilling fucktards.
-Video game fanboys.
-Pretentious art snobs.
-Insanely dedicated sports fans.
-People against punishing criminals.
-Alcoholics Anonymous.
-Most of my brother?s friends.
-Political Correctness.
-Airheaded girls.
-People who write fucked up fan fiction.
-Tech support.
-Gay people who keep trying to shove their sexuality down my throat.
-Black people who always play the race card.
-Illegal immigrants.
-Board of education.
-Paparazzi.
-Reality TV.
-"The fashion police"
-Beauty/slut/celebrity magazines.
-Angsty teenagers.
-Rappers.
-Companies that pull music off of youtube.
-Bankers.
-Weeaboos.
-Overimpatient people.
-The French.
-People who ***** about the government all the time.
-Certain charities and their guilt-tripping ways.
-Private healthcare.
-Over sensitive pussies.
-People who can?t take a joke.
-Feminist zealots.
-People who sue everyone.
-People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own.
-Bros.
-People who don?t get shit.
-Women who use PMS as an excuse to be a *****.
-People with some sort of learning disability who use it as an excuse for shitty work.
-Ivy league schools.
-Religious schools.
-People who see the world as black and white.
-Politicians who halt the progress of science.
-The Japanese.
-People who believe they have the right to do whatever they want.
-Self-titled experts.
-Employees at stores who bother me.
-Gaming companies that turn out repetitive bullshit.
-Pikeys

Wrote a list when I was bored and home sick one day.

love how you put "Racists" then at the bottom put "The japanese"

 

[Meestor Pickle]

Begin the great purge.

Of...? (Don't keep us in suspense!)

In short:

Spoiler

-PC gaming elitist snobs
-Fucking emos.
-Super patriotic yanks.
-Fox news.
-French Separatists
-People who don?t understand Socialism, yet hate it anyway.
-People who hate atheists because they don?t believe in a god.
-The Parents Television council and their nazi free speech suppression.
-Bobby motherfucking Kotick.
-Anti-Abortionists.
-People against gay marriage.
-People for the union of church and state.
-Bleeding heart liberals.
-Rich arrogant people.
-Affirmative action supporters.
-People who hate the military.
-Lawyers.
-Stock brokers.
-Greedy people.
-Racists.
-Pop stars.
-The cast from the jersey shore.
-Family first groups.
-People who won?t shut the fuck up about drugs.
-People who don?t believe in evolution.
-People against the legalization of marijuana.
-People who have an annoying laugh/voice and don?t shut up.
-Women who go nuts for little kids.
-Any religious extremists.
-The Vatican.
-People who think video games are raping the minds of America?s youth.
-Parents who let their little hellspawn run free unsupervised.
-People who advocate censorship.
-Mac elitists.
-Loud commercials.
-Stations that bleep out swearing on my favorite shows.
-Lazy people at fast food restaurants.
-Slow people who walk in front of me.
-Politicians.
-People who always want to fuck or party.
-Gaming pirates.
-Overprotective parents.
-People who hate smokers.
-PETA
-The Tea Party
-Overzealous moderators.
-Noobs.
-12 year olds on xbox live.
-Teamkilling fucktards.
-Video game fanboys.
-Pretentious art snobs.
-Insanely dedicated sports fans.
-People against punishing criminals.
-Alcoholics Anonymous.
-Most of my brother?s friends.
-Political Correctness.
-Airheaded girls.
-People who write fucked up fan fiction.
-Tech support.
-Gay people who keep trying to shove their sexuality down my throat.
-Black people who always play the race card.
-Illegal immigrants.
-Board of education.
-Paparazzi.
-Reality TV.
-"The fashion police"
-Beauty/slut/celebrity magazines.
-Angsty teenagers.
-Rappers.
-Companies that pull music off of youtube.
-Bankers.
-Weeaboos.
-Overimpatient people.
-The French.
-People who ***** about the government all the time.
-Certain charities and their guilt-tripping ways.
-Private healthcare.
-Over sensitive pussies.
-People who can?t take a joke.
-Feminist zealots.
-People who sue everyone.
-People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own.
-Bros.
-People who don?t get shit.
-Women who use PMS as an excuse to be a *****.
-People with some sort of learning disability who use it as an excuse for shitty work.
-Ivy league schools.
-Religious schools.
-People who see the world as black and white.
-Politicians who halt the progress of science.
-The Japanese.
-People who believe they have the right to do whatever they want.
-Self-titled experts.
-Employees at stores who bother me.
-Gaming companies that turn out repetitive bullshit.
-Pikeys

Wrote a list when I was bored and home sick one day.

You sir, are a hero!
Except for the marijuana part and eliminating of said races, but the rest is fine in my book.

As for me, carve my face in the moon with a giant laser, blow up Fox and make EVERYONE watch Firefly, then finally try and sink Africa with a giant submarine; seeing if it's possible to sink a continent then live in a giant tower stereotypical of a proper Overlord.

 

[[.redacted]]

Aha... Well.

My actual plans involve a form of genocide, so I suppose I should keep quite for fear of starting a flame war.

[sub]Well, you did ask.[/sub]

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

... and now the GALAXY!

 

[asinann]

If I take over the world it's time for me to hit the thermonuclear reset button.

 

[gl1koz3]

Arrange all stars by color and postulate it's balls of Jesus. Whoever gets there first, is touched by God, proven by a certificate upon arrival.

(Free magic star-touching vehicles for everyone, of course).

Seriously, no.