You took over the world....now what?

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Atticus89

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Cheesus333 said:
Blow up the Moon. I'm curious as to what would happen.
Millions would die, life as we know it would be over, and you'd be blamed as the asshole who blew up the moon just to see what would happen... assuming anyone survives. Mind you, that's only from the debris of thousands upon thousands of rocks falling onto the planet. The environmental damage from throwing the tides, and possibly all of nature, into chaos probably wouldn't end too well either.
Then again we've survived much more worse catastrophes, so why not?
 

InfiniteSingularity

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I really can't be bothered posting a serious response to this thread because it's all too familiar to me and I don't want to type it up, so I'll just go with setting up a nuclear WWIII and watching the world destroy itself from my private satellite. That would be quite a show
 

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First, have all of the Star Wars prequels annulled along with that God-awful CGI abomination. Make it legal for gays to be married. Reveal any conspiracy theories that exist (hopefully there won't be anything that causes massive rioting). If I was a the sole ruler of the world I guess that would mean there wouldn't really be any war because the whole world would be one, together. I would have all toxic waste put into big super cannon things and have them shot right into space (maybe at the sun or something so it doesn't hit aliens. I would seize all nuclear weapons and probably do the same. Then I'd have a jam with some kick ass band gear with musicians from all around the world. That would be my first day. Then I'd crack open a beer and chill out with some of my mates on the white house roof. Then maybs play a 12 player co-op zombie with a bunch of people on a gigantic screen (because I will get some hacker/programmer/person to alter it so we could do that). Oh the things I would do. Get a helicopter to the top of the alps in europe and snowboard down with a bunch of buddies. Research bio-fuel. Go into space and watch the sun rise over the sea of Japan.

Sometimes I love fantasizing about being free to do absolutely anything. Of course I would actually need magical powers for most of this stuff to actually happen, but whatever I can dream.
 

Jake Stavroff

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Turn the White House into a Taco Bell, the Eiffel Tower into the world's biggest slide, Big Ben into an astronomy tower. Those first two are just for chuckles. Oh, oh! The Palace of Versailles would be a giant mirror fun house! Why? Well, to eliminate overcrowding in prisons, of course! The prisoners would be placed in the center of this gigantic, and hazardous, maze, and those who make it out alive are given the treat of being thrown back into prison. Hey, they get to live, right? Natural selection at its best.
Ah yes, and I would build a mansion in Venice. Or Barcelona. Lovely architecture.
 

Xirema

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One thing I'd do before anything else: Fix the fucking calender.

12 months, 30 days a month, weeks are 5 days long, the year starts on the Winter Solstice and we get 5 days (6 during a leap year) at the end of the year as a free week unassociated with any month, calling it Winter Break.

During Winter Break, Christmas (The commercial aspect, anyways, the religious component would have to get moved to the fourth day of the year in January) would be celebrated, and it would be open to all religions (Because, really, what part of Commercial Christmas exactly has anything to do with Christianity? Anyone want to tell me?). Wall Street would be shut down during this interlude, and all non-service (or emergency) institutions would be encouraged (but not mandated) to shut down during this time.

Holidays would, naturally, be adjusted ahead to fit the symbolic time of year at which they occurred. Holidays like Thanksgiving would just be reallocated, (last week of November, anyone got a problem with that?)
 

xdom125x

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Build evil bases in all the cliche places ( in a volcano, base of ocean, deep forest, etc.), and add obvious design flaws to attract a ragtag bunch of misfits. I will then have an epic battle with them and once they have me beaten and on the ropes, I will pull a gun and kill them all.

Is that not what all evil overlords are supposed to do if they had any intelligence and no honor?
 

Timmaaaah

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You want to kill all recists yet you list "The Japanese" on your list? Isn't that racisst? Especially considering you didn't give a reason.

Another thing that confuses me is that you wrote "rappers" yet you also wrote "People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own." so does that mean you're gonna have to kill yourself?
...I think he's being ironic with a lot of those. And he hates one particular genre, not every genre that isn't his own. I think he's referring to people who will be all like "hurr that genre sucks because they do screaming in their songs hurr I'm not even going to listen to the music or even try it out because I dislike one thing about it and am incapable of opening my mind hurr". Just one example of that kind of person. Or people that will instantly hate on something that DOESN'T have screaming in it or bitchin guitar solos etc.
 

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Eat the tacos in my slave-built mountain lair in peace with a copy of every book ever written with enough tinned rations to last me ten lifetimes and let the rest of the world go and do whatever the hell they want to do.
 

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First order of business would be to get rid of Kotick, then make Valve work on HL2: ep3 and after that, whatever my heart pleases.
 

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daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
daywalker1776 for world dictator 2015!
 

Jake Stavroff

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Make a sandwich. Taking over the world is hungry business. I mean really, you've got the world in your hand, it ain't going anywhere, let's be practical. Do you want to fulfill your fantasies when your belly is grumbling? How would that look in front of your minions and citizens when delivering your victory speech? I say, it is sandwich time!
 

Jake Stavroff

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Honestly, I would just collect everything I could possibly ever want, go to my beautiful and newly built mansion, and tell the world "Go nuts, you bloody fruitcakes. I don't care what you do. Finally, I can live alone and in peace without every mutant defective and their cousin screaming in my face about how their lives suck, a topic I could not care less about." Followed by a dramatic spin where I walk into my mansion and lock the doors....and arm the defensive laser turrets.
Or I would just quietly retreat into the mansion and see what happens when people see their leashes have been taken off.
 

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Brutally and mercilessly eradicate: Socialists, Progressives, Communists, Marxists, Maoists, basically everyone who doesn't understand the reality-based appeal of liberty, free markets, and government regulation with wisdom. Once enemies of freedom and global development are gone, I set every country in the world up as a freely operation "state" who still answers to me. The rule of the day will be self-reliance, personal and business responsibility and the embracing of free market economics.

My government will control: courts, corruption, defense, infrastructure, and State money will be invested in space travel/exploration

Any hint of socialists of liberals who are for creating "utopias" or punishing businesses because "we should" will bring down my mighty hammer of publicly broadcast torment and execution
 

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Dirzzit said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
daywalker1776 for world dictator 2015!
daywalker1776's Dictatorship lifespan?
3 YEARS!!! before bankruptcy and mass death!!!

Hooray for mindless communism!