You took over the world....now what?

[shadowstriker86]

Begin the great purge.

Of...? (Don't keep us in suspense!)

In short:

Spoiler

-PC gaming elitist snobs
-Fucking emos.
-Super patriotic yanks.
-Fox news.
-French Separatists
-People who don?t understand Socialism, yet hate it anyway.
-People who hate atheists because they don?t believe in a god.
-The Parents Television council and their nazi free speech suppression.
-Bobby motherfucking Kotick.
-Anti-Abortionists.
-People against gay marriage.
-People for the union of church and state.
-Bleeding heart liberals.
-Rich arrogant people.
-Affirmative action supporters.
-People who hate the military.
-Lawyers.
-Stock brokers.
-Greedy people.
-Racists.
-Pop stars.
-The cast from the jersey shore.
-Family first groups.
-People who won?t shut the fuck up about drugs.
-People who don?t believe in evolution.
-People against the legalization of marijuana.
-People who have an annoying laugh/voice and don?t shut up.
-Women who go nuts for little kids.
-Any religious extremists.
-The Vatican.
-People who think video games are raping the minds of America?s youth.
-Parents who let their little hellspawn run free unsupervised.
-People who advocate censorship.
-Mac elitists.
-Loud commercials.
-Stations that bleep out swearing on my favorite shows.
-Lazy people at fast food restaurants.
-Slow people who walk in front of me.
-Politicians.
-People who always want to fuck or party.
-Gaming pirates.
-Overprotective parents.
-People who hate smokers.
-PETA
-The Tea Party
-Overzealous moderators.
-Noobs.
-12 year olds on xbox live.
-Teamkilling fucktards.
-Video game fanboys.
-Pretentious art snobs.
-Insanely dedicated sports fans.
-People against punishing criminals.
-Alcoholics Anonymous.
-Most of my brother?s friends.
-Political Correctness.
-Airheaded girls.
-People who write fucked up fan fiction.
-Tech support.
-Gay people who keep trying to shove their sexuality down my throat.
-Black people who always play the race card.
-Illegal immigrants.
-Board of education.
-Paparazzi.
-Reality TV.
-"The fashion police"
-Beauty/slut/celebrity magazines.
-Angsty teenagers.
-Rappers.
-Companies that pull music off of youtube.
-Bankers.
-Weeaboos.
-Overimpatient people.
-The French.
-People who ***** about the government all the time.
-Certain charities and their guilt-tripping ways.
-Private healthcare.
-Over sensitive pussies.
-People who can?t take a joke.
-Feminist zealots.
-People who sue everyone.
-People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own.
-Bros.
-People who don?t get shit.
-Women who use PMS as an excuse to be a *****.
-People with some sort of learning disability who use it as an excuse for shitty work.
-Ivy league schools.
-Religious schools.
-People who see the world as black and white.
-Politicians who halt the progress of science.
-The Japanese.
-People who believe they have the right to do whatever they want.
-Self-titled experts.
-Employees at stores who bother me.
-Gaming companies that turn out repetitive bullshit.
-Pikeys

Wrote a list when I was bored and home sick one day.

im surprised some of these weren't listed more than once

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Research faster forms of space travel, then mass produce a fleet of colonization ships. I conquered just the world, the rest of the Universe has yet to be conquered.

 

[ilspooner]

First action, make Valve finish Half Life 3 and Portal 2 before they work on anything else. I would also try to fix up alot of mess in the world. Uttering the words 'the cake is a lie' will result in execution.

 

[Berlioz]

Get murdered in the first 2 minutes.

 

[Marik2]

DANCE PARTY!!!!!

I'd be partying to this XD

 

[The Scythian]

I would begin with the glorious re-founding of Constantinople, and declaration of my divine mandate for all men. I would set up new provincial borders, based on revanchism. My grand design will eventually become a true Imperium of Man, and all lesser beings will tremble.

 

[C95J]

Spoiler

-PC gaming elitist snobs
-Fucking emos.
-Super patriotic yanks.
-Fox news.
-French Separatists
-People who don?t understand Socialism, yet hate it anyway.
-People who hate atheists because they don?t believe in a god.
-The Parents Television council and their nazi free speech suppression.
-Bobby motherfucking Kotick.
-Anti-Abortionists.
-People against gay marriage.
-People for the union of church and state.
-Bleeding heart liberals.
-Rich arrogant people.
-Affirmative action supporters.
-People who hate the military.
-Lawyers.
-Stock brokers.
-Greedy people.
-Racists.
-Pop stars.
-The cast from the jersey shore.
-Family first groups.
-People who won?t shut the fuck up about drugs.
-People who don?t believe in evolution.
-People against the legalization of marijuana.
-People who have an annoying laugh/voice and don?t shut up.
-Women who go nuts for little kids.
-Any religious extremists.
-The Vatican.
-People who think video games are raping the minds of America?s youth.
-Parents who let their little hellspawn run free unsupervised.
-People who advocate censorship.
-Mac elitists.
-Loud commercials.
-Stations that bleep out swearing on my favorite shows.
-Lazy people at fast food restaurants.
-Slow people who walk in front of me.
-Politicians.
-People who always want to fuck or party.
-Gaming pirates.
-Overprotective parents.
-People who hate smokers.
-PETA
-The Tea Party
-Overzealous moderators.
-Noobs.
-12 year olds on xbox live.
-Teamkilling fucktards.
-Video game fanboys.
-Pretentious art snobs.
-Insanely dedicated sports fans.
-People against punishing criminals.
-Alcoholics Anonymous.
-Most of my brother?s friends.
-Political Correctness.
-Airheaded girls.
-People who write fucked up fan fiction.
-Tech support.
-Gay people who keep trying to shove their sexuality down my throat.
-Black people who always play the race card.
-Illegal immigrants.
-Board of education.
-Paparazzi.
-Reality TV.
-"The fashion police"
-Beauty/slut/celebrity magazines.
-Angsty teenagers.
-Rappers.
-Companies that pull music off of youtube.
-Bankers.
-Weeaboos.
-Overimpatient people.
-The French.
-People who ***** about the government all the time.
-Certain charities and their guilt-tripping ways.
-Private healthcare.
-Over sensitive pussies.
-People who can?t take a joke.
-Feminist zealots.
-People who sue everyone.
-People who hate every genre of music that isn?t their own.
-Bros.
-People who don?t get shit.
-Women who use PMS as an excuse to be a *****.
-People with some sort of learning disability who use it as an excuse for shitty work.
-Ivy league schools.
-Religious schools.
-People who see the world as black and white.
-Politicians who halt the progress of science.
-The Japanese.
-People who believe they have the right to do whatever they want.
-Self-titled experts.
-Employees at stores who bother me.
-Gaming companies that turn out repetitive bullshit.
-Pikeys

Wrote a list when I was bored and home sick one day.

This is the best list in the history of mankind.

 

[WorldCritic]

1. Destroy all Radio Shacks
2. Ban Disney Channel
3. Order Sega to make Shenmue 3
4. Throw my ex into a psych ward
5. Impress girls

I'll think of more things after these are completed.

 

[Canid117]

Enjoy me some tacos.

 

[SHIFTYMACO]

Get several of the most sexiest women from every country in the world.
Live a life of pleasure!
Make sure Mechwarrior 5 is created,(And 6,7,8, + Forever)
Make one currency with one world government!
Take steps to remove all nationalistic garbage and promote the one world policy.
Get more of the most sexiest women from every country in the world Can continue sexing!

 

[Sacman]

Destroy the moon...
take a nap...
start the great purge...<.<

 

[Digitman]

destroy the world and all it's inhabitants (exluding the ones aren't idiots) and set up a new world on mars.

 

[selce]

I think id be more suprised about finding a coupon for Jack in the Box, its a good 100 miles to the closest one. Other than that id def make a giant fortress so imposing that people would shiver just thinking of the ruthless acts i would dish out.

 

[Betancore]

First I'd ensure that people don't assassinate me while I'm sleeping. Then I'd hold a meeting with all the leaders of the various countries of the world, slap them upside the head, and kill everyone I don't like. And I think I'd also buy myself a jetpack.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Cancel and destroy any evidence of the Justin Bieber movie

 

[RatRace123]

Giant super model orgy, of course even if I didn't rule the world I'd try for that.
But I'm sure ruling the world would ease the process.
Or I could also just go for the standard steal and murder spree.

 

[pope_of_larry]

build a 15 story tower hire some one to make me bagels each morning and give notch large sums of cash and a holiday.

 

[Invader7]

Force every person to fix their own problems. Environmentalists have to clean the environment, people who complain about everyone else's generosity would have to give all of their money to people in need, everyone who thought they needed a handout would be forced to get a job, everyone who has a prejudice against someone else has to go and live with them, wasteful people would have to become garbage-people etc.

 

[mr-fix_it]

I'd play minecraft, watch topgear,get pig.

Can't really think of anything serious right now.

 

[G-Virus]

HEALTH CARE REFORM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!