You trip up in public...

[JokerGrin]

That's right. You tripped on a bit of pavement and staggered a bit you handsome/beautiful fool! It's a pretty public place, daylight and you felt several heads swing to look at you. What do YOU do next?

Personally I tend to shoot an accusing glance at where I tripped, no idea why, then swear under my breath and shake my head.

Your turn!

EDIT: I ask because today I saw a teenage girl trip up, scream and go stamp on where it happened. Interesting.

 

[Shadow Law]

If I trip I just fall all the way to the ground and do five push ups, and when people ask me why I yell at them "BECAUSE I FELT LIKE DOING IT"

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Tell them they have a 5 second head start before I rip out my silenced MP5

 

[Viking Moose]

Well most times I'm with my friends, so we just have a quick laugh and go on.

 

[Pipotchi]

As I fall to the floor I land on my hands, I then twirl my legs around and before anyone knows it I am breakdancing and Bodypopping away.

In two minutes everyone who saw me fall is dancing away, its an infectious feeling

 

[Spudgun Man]

Well, I'd just keep walking and move on. People trip, its nothing out of the ordinary.

This is the most reasonable and sensible thing I have heared all day.

seconded

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I trip and I then grab on the nearest person to be a cushion.

 

[Ace of Spades]

Get up, dust myself off, check my watch to see if it got scratched, and continue walking.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Right before hitting the pavement I'll make sure I grab the nearest person and take has many down whit me has I can.

 

[KaZZaP]

Curse, just yell out something like holy shit balls and move on.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

If I trip I just fall all the way to the ground and do five push ups, and when people ask me why I yell at them "BECAUSE I FELT LIKE DOING IT"

BINGO! We have a WINNER!

 

[Andalusa]

Call the piece of offending pavement something really horrible and that they need to re pave the entire area. Then move on.

 

[Ken Korda]

WHAT DO I DO!?!

I DO THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahNfhUysehk

BITCHES!

 

[rottenbutter]

Lie face down on the ground very still, and when someone comes to check and see if I'm okay, I quickly hop to my feet, scream at the top of my lungs, then take off running as fast as I can.

 

[Dele]

I silently curse and hastily leave the scene.