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bue519

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MaxTheReaper said:
fullmetalangel said:
I don't trip :D

Okay, more seriously? I would probably hunt down and kill everyone who saw me trip.
Seriously. I don't trip.
Ever. I may catch my boot on something, but I'll never fall.
If I did, I would catch myself anyway.
Yeah neither do I it seems. Even though my friends have tried to make me trip usually daily, never have they once succeeded in performing the nefarious deed.
 

Break

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Personally, I enjoy saying, in a loud voice, "dammit, pavement, stop doing that", or "for goodness' sake, feet, get it together", or something along those lines. Usually accompanied by shaking my fist at the ground indignantly. Mostly because I hardly ever trip, and I like to make the most of it when I do.
 

Ranooth

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Well i would just laugh it off and walk on ahead. Thing is my face would be red for about 5 minutes. Fucking cheeks!
 

EeveeElectro

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When I trip, I stay on the floor for about ten minutes, laughing uncontrollably, then get up and walk away laughing.
I tripped up on the bus the other day and a few people watched me. I merely staggered, held myself up and burst out laughing then gave a little bow, took my seat and sang along to my iPod, as merry as Sherry.
Thankfully, other people laughed too and seemed to be amused by my craziness.

It comes with being an optimist :p
 

joystickjunki3

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Ask God why I was made to be so clumsy and then cuss at the pavement. Then just keep on walking self-consciously.
 

Danny Ocean

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MaxTheReaper said:
fullmetalangel said:
I don't trip :D

Okay, more seriously? I would probably hunt down and kill everyone who saw me trip.
Seriously. I don't trip.
Ever. I may catch my boot on something, but I'll never fall.
If I did, I would catch myself anyway.
Ditto. My leg just goes limp and then over the object. Years of annoying classmates trying to trip me taught me that.

If I trip and faceplant, I'd go, "Ow," rub the offending area (Most of the time), chuckle, then get up and keep walking unless it's really bad.
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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Just keep walking? It has really been a while since I've last tripped and actually fell flat. So it's stick a foot out and catch myself, straighten back up, then keep walking for me.
 

Mukiwa

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Tripping in public fairly pales in comparison to the dreaded "walk into a lamp-post"...
*shudder* Oh God, the memories.
 

kickin wiing

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Usually I'll laugh at myself and keep walking. I'm used to people seeing me fall, being a skateboarder and all.
 

samsprinkle

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Well, as imperial leader of the universe(and god) I would see to it that the pavement be made an example of and have it cut into tiny pieces and sent across the universe in tiny bits! And anyone who saw me fall would have their tongues cut out and their fingers and big toes removed so they could not tell anyone!
 

xXGeckoXx

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I actually finish off the trip with a round off.....It works. The start for a round of is technically tripping so nobody can complain that i blundered.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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I don't remember ever tripping in public, so I wouldn't know. I imagine if I wasn't hurt too badly I'd get up and walk on like it never happened.
Either that or incinerate whatever tripped me. I do love a good burninating.
 

Erana

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On the rare occasion that I trip, I wind up hurting myself pretty badly. The last time I tripped on the pavement was in Freshman year, and my ankle hasn't been the same since.
 

Lord George

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Start shouting at one of my voices to look where its going, people usually get a bit worried and walk away quickly.