You -vs- The 300

[MartianWarMachine]

I take my avatar. One smoke canister and they're all dead.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Just give me one of these badboys and I'll hack my way through (I couldn't find a youtube clip but this is it)

http://www.tv.com/video/10467730/deadliest-warrior--the-claymore

He describes it best as "anything that walks into the 180 degree 8 foot radius buzzsaw is going to be cut in half"

 

[Chaos-Spider]

Well.. My avatar is a black hole... I'll just use that and be on my way

Wouldn't this also kill you and the entire planet you were standing on?

O.T I'd summon Ryusei the falling star then cast valor made real.

All those guys can go die in a fire.

 

[monkey jesus]

I take 'em ALL!

Skyclad with a pickaxe handle, wait no that sounds bad, a big hammer, not that's still suggestive erm

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massive erection.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

So I get commander Shepard?
I gotta say I'll survive, and just sit back to watch the show.....unless its 300 reapers, then im fucked

 

[Valkraye]

The Emperor Protects.

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, those spears look real sharp...."

*Stabby Stab*

*Dead*

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I have John Simm in his 70's threads ...

...that is all I shall need.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I'll use my avatar, Death himself. Then I'll also use a Zero point energy gun equiped with Dark Energy and sit back and watch.

No... my avatar is the real Death! Pretenders begone!

You are confronted by 300 tough bastards they all want to were your skin, so how do you fight them? Pick your weapons, call on your avatar for help, unleech your zombie or do you run like hell.

Yah, I'll leave it to my avatar to kill 295 of them... then come back and show how badass I am by going Muay Thai on the remaining 5.

 

[Evidencebased]

Hmm, my avatar? I suppose I could offer to cure any parasitic infections any of them might have -- they sound like a infested bunch -- and then throw myself and my single eosinophil on their mercy?

Yeah, I'm dead.

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

I'll just call on my avatar ofcourse. Him being a king with a giant army and shit.

 

[WrongSprite]

Narrow pass you say?
I'll take a JCB please.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I call on the best avatar/friend EVER! Not even Batman could stand against the awesome might of Rainbowdash!

Click-click...

Boom.

Ah dannit unless these 300 guys are into MLP:FiM or like DJ Pon-3 music, I'm done for.

 

[Flauros]

I choose a Davy Crocket and a sniper rifle, thank you.

 

[StormShaun]

300 aint enought, I want more...

Well I would get my N7 armour on and my two enchanted dual-weild swords and call my avatar, that would be awesome, me and Tomoya Okazaki beating and killing, that would be fun but I would have to watch my back.....nah he wouldnt do that....and also I have my dual golden Tommy guns with me all I need else Is a long road....

 

[Vohn_exel]

Hmm i think kenshin might have a little trouble but all in all i think I'm safe .

Against 300 regular guys? Nah they wouldn't know what hit them.

As for me, looks like I'll entertain them all and they decide to be my audience and also fans and make me famous!

 

[GavmatexD]

I'd just activate my stealth camo, then run about cutting everyone with my masamune MGS meets FF xD

 

[dday4you]

GUITAR KILLING SPREE!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! oh and yathzee would probably start ranting and kill off everyone