You wake up and... OMG WTH?

[Skuffyshootster]

Once I had a dream I was falling, and when I woke up it felt as if I had fallen onto my bed.

For a fake scenario it would be waking up in the middle of a battlefield.

 

[Stevo_s]

I once woke up on the roof of my car, my neck being in a weird position the whole night hurt like hell. Since I live in the desert the Sun pretty much baked my ass. I had no idea how I got to this random place just on the outskirts of town, its pretty funny waking up somewhere and not knowing how the hell you got there. I got down and found my friend in my car she had decided to leave me up there cause I knocked out whilst making out with her. haha. That night I had stripped naked in front of five people and ran through some hills with nothing but shoes on. Its funny what a couple bottles of tequila can do to you!! We decided to get a six pack and keep drinking! Pretty awesome times haha

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

I would love to hear that story Please!!!!

Several times now during my life I've woken up and not been able to move at all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

It's scary stuff. Being awake and able to see but unable to move at all is terrifying, especially when every mundane shadow appears about ten times as sinister.

Oh, and a few weeks ago my friend and I awoke from camping at a beach party to a dog inside of our tent, barking at us. It had a collar on, but there was no sight of the owner. It was a pretty friendly dog, so we played with it for a bit and fed it some leftover food before we left.

Yea Ive done that as well I get over it after awhile tho.
That is so awesome though finding a random dog to play with in the morning that's pretty rad!! ^^

 

[Liberaliter]

I woke up next to shit once, luckily I didn't roll into in the night.

 

[Riakam]

I've never really woken up to anything crazy like some of you have, but I woke up one day with my sisters' rottweiler walking around in my room. He didn't see me until I moved, at which point he jumped on my bed and started scratching my back like crazy - until he got bored, jumped down on my laptop and left the room. I still have massive scratches on my back

 

[Tharwen]

I once woke up and my hand was next to my face and there was some grey rubbery stuff all over my thumb that looked like it had flowed out of my face and congealed on my hand. I have no idea what it was and it's never happened since.

 

[Nikajo]

The other week I got a little *ahem* out of it on a saturday night. Went home, can't remember that bit but must have done it somehow. I half woke up to a horrendous head ache. I then curled up in a ball on my front and tried to "roll away" from the pain (I wasn't really thinking straight as I was still half cut) and then found myself fully clothed on the floor feeling like somebody had just hit my temple with a sledgehammer. Never drinking again! for 5 mins ha

 

[AWDMANOUT]

I had a series of dreams where people i knew/cared about died in terrifying and realistic ways.
I was pretty tired for a couple of weeks lol.

 

[Nouw]

When I was 5, I woke up, but I couldn't remember how to open my eyes. Scariest 10 seconds of my life.

Do you mean you couldn't? Its a Medical thing.

OT: I woke up. But couldn't open my eyes for a long time. I had to go back to sleep. True story

 

[Junkle]

I've been woken up because I was still slightly asleep. I was going to roll off my bed, probably to go to the bathroom. Apparently my head and feet had switched positions during the night(I roll around a lot or something) and ended up rolling straight into the wall. Still better than the alternative, rolling off my bed.

I've also woken up to find out that one leg was entirely asleep, I couldn't feel it, so I had to get to my alarm clock like I had a peg leg. That was... interesting.

 

[Mikkaddo]

Ok, so let's say you went to a crazy party, or worked late one night, and your really tired. You fall alseep on the bed, and when you wake up...somthing wierd happens.

What would be the wierd or creepy thing happening. It can be real or made up.

I would wake up in my boxers chaind to the bed, and a creepy man would walk into the room holding a sack with eye holes in it. He put's the mask on my head, I start thinking "Oh no, oh, no, rape, this is bad." But then he turnes on a nearby radio, it plays "My baby takes the morning train" and he just leaves. I would be all like "O.O"

EDIT: Then while tied to the bed, I would need to do a Heavy Rain like escape...with lot's of shaking.

Well, I remember waking up at work one morning to find one of the executives from the security company I worked for at the time staring me down with death in her eyes . . .

or when on the edge of a double shift's end one night as a guard for a different company and waking up, to find myself standing . . . at my post mind you, but standing . . . but was asleep oddly enough.

Oh, and there's this one time I recall going to bed, remember being in my bed, and when I woke up I was outside in the yard with my dogs staring at me like I was mad.

Come to think of it I might be . . .

 

[Sir_Tor]

Saying something random such as ohh lets say "Yeah old ladies with AKs." This happned to me I was awake but still sleeping, wierd feeling. And when I said that I opned my eyes to find that two of my friends were staring at me with 'wtf' faces. I asked them "Did I just say that?" Then they all burst out laughing.

Something that would be 'zomgzors' for me would be finding a hot girl next to me. Ah.. beutiful dreams!

 

[loewen]

i woke up one time with a fever and shaking every few seconds. i was appariently playing a game in my mind at the time, a game like fishy, and everytime i got eaten i shook and got scared

 

[Novelist557]

Scariest thing that happened to me was when I woke up and my arm was completely dead, I pinched it but didn't feel anything. Turns out I fell asleep on my own arm and I guess I cut off the blood flow.

 

[Sakurazaki1023]

I got home from my part time job really late one night and the rest of my family had already gone to bed. I was exhausted but I didn't feel like I could fall asleep, so I flipped on my PS2 and decided to finish the dungeon I was on in Digital Devil Saga. I remember getting to a cutscene right before the next boss fight and then I blanked out. I woke up a few hours later at about 4am on the boss battle results screen with all of my party members in excellent condition. Normally DDS is a really hard game, but apparently it becomes wicked easy in your sleep...

I have also woken up in completely different rooms than the one I fell asleep in and held fully coherent (and apparently normal) conversations with family members while asleep with no memory of it afterwords.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

I would love to hear that story Please!!!!

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

Uhm id like to hear that!

Huh, an interest in my tale of interest, how interesting... Here it is;

Well I live in Ireland and I was on holidays in London visiting relatives (my cousins how are in university there and are about the same age as myself).
My first day there we started drinking at midday (because there was nothing better to do and we're Irish so it's what we do... you know; advancing stereotypes and all that), we went on a pub crawl across central London and eventually ended up befriending some strangers in a pub called The Yorkshire Arms (or something like that, some other generic English pub name like that, my memory is a bit fuzzy from this point of the story on).

After quite some time spent sampling every variety of alcoholic beverage the pub had to offer my cousins, our newly befriend drinking buddies and myself began playing dares. You know that game kids play but is sooo much more fun to play as an adult. After we got passed the more tame starting dares we started getting a little wild in our drunkenness.
One of the others dared me to hit on a passing policeman and such other dares which at the time seemed hilarious and great fun but which in retrospect were quite dumb. Eventually someone (none of us are quite sure who's idea it was originally) dared the whole group, including themselves to go on a spur of the moment trip to Amsterdam.

We decided to all make our own ways there and see who could get there first. I took a lowfares airline flight to Schipol airport and got a train to Amsterdam and was certain I'd reached it first. I had... mainly because I was the only one to actually reach Amsterdam. One person reached the continent but not Amsterdam and the rest never made it out of London.

So there you have it.

 

[Mr. Google]

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

I would love to hear that story Please!!!!

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

Uhm id like to hear that!

Huh, an interest in my tale of interest, how interesting... Here it is;

Well I live in Ireland and I was on holidays in London visiting relatives (my cousins how are in university there and are about the same age as myself).
My first day there we started drinking at midday (because there was nothing better to do and we're Irish so it's what we do... you know; advancing stereotypes and all that), we went on a pub crawl across central London and eventually ended up befriending some strangers in a pub called The Yorkshire Arms (or something like that, some other generic English pub name like that, my memory is a bit fuzzy from this point of the story on).

After quite some time spent sampling every variety of alcoholic beverage the pub had to offer my cousins, our newly befriend drinking buddies and myself began playing dares. You know that game kids play but is sooo much more fun to play as an adult. After we got passed the more tame starting dares we started getting a little wild in our drunkenness.
One of the others dared me to hit on a passing policeman and such other dares which at the time seemed hilarious and great fun but which in retrospect were quite dumb. Eventually someone (none of us are quite sure who's idea it was originally) dared the whole group, including themselves to go on a spur of the moment trip to Amsterdam.

We decided to all make our own ways there and see who could get there first. I took a lowfares airline flight to Schipol airport and got a train to Amsterdam and was certain I'd reached it first. I had... mainly because I was the only one to actually reach Amsterdam. One person reached the continent but not Amsterdam and the rest never made it out of London.

So there you have it.

Holy hell thats one crazy night but hey at least u won in the end right???

 

[Stevo_s]

Huh, an interest in my tale of interest, how interesting... Here it is;

Well I live in Ireland and I was on holidays in London visiting relatives (my cousins how are in university there and are about the same age as myself).
My first day there we started drinking at midday (because there was nothing better to do and we're Irish so it's what we do... you know; advancing stereotypes and all that), we went on a pub crawl across central London and eventually ended up befriending some strangers in a pub called The Yorkshire Arms (or something like that, some other generic English pub name like that, my memory is a bit fuzzy from this point of the story on).

After quite some time spent sampling every variety of alcoholic beverage the pub had to offer my cousins, our newly befriend drinking buddies and myself began playing dares. You know that game kids play but is sooo much more fun to play as an adult. After we got passed the more tame starting dares we started getting a little wild in our drunkenness.
One of the others dared me to hit on a passing policeman and such other dares which at the time seemed hilarious and great fun but which in retrospect were quite dumb. Eventually someone (none of us are quite sure who's idea it was originally) dared the whole group, including themselves to go on a spur of the moment trip to Amsterdam.

We decided to all make our own ways there and see who could get there first. I took a lowfares airline flight to Schipol airport and got a train to Amsterdam and was certain I'd reached it first. I had... mainly because I was the only one to actually reach Amsterdam. One person reached the continent but not Amsterdam and the rest never made it out of London.

So there you have it.

Haha you must have been pretty damn drunk to go all the way to Amsterdam. That is pretty awesome I would love to meet up with a bunch of strangers and do a bunch of stupid crap. Everything is so much more fun when your wasted! I might have to drink with you one of these days!.
I got a bit of Irish blood in myself mostly Mexican tho!

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

Huh, an interest in my tale of interest, how interesting... Here it is;

Well I live in Ireland and I was on holidays in London visiting relatives (my cousins how are in university there and are about the same age as myself).
My first day there we started drinking at midday (because there was nothing better to do and we're Irish so it's what we do... you know; advancing stereotypes and all that), we went on a pub crawl across central London and eventually ended up befriending some strangers in a pub called The Yorkshire Arms (or something like that, some other generic English pub name like that, my memory is a bit fuzzy from this point of the story on).

After quite some time spent sampling every variety of alcoholic beverage the pub had to offer my cousins, our newly befriend drinking buddies and myself began playing dares. You know that game kids play but is sooo much more fun to play as an adult. After we got passed the more tame starting dares we started getting a little wild in our drunkenness.
One of the others dared me to hit on a passing policeman and such other dares which at the time seemed hilarious and great fun but which in retrospect were quite dumb. Eventually someone (none of us are quite sure who's idea it was originally) dared the whole group, including themselves to go on a spur of the moment trip to Amsterdam.

We decided to all make our own ways there and see who could get there first. I took a lowfares airline flight to Schipol airport and got a train to Amsterdam and was certain I'd reached it first. I had... mainly because I was the only one to actually reach Amsterdam. One person reached the continent but not Amsterdam and the rest never made it out of London.

So there you have it.

Haha you must have been pretty damn drunk to go all the way to Amsterdam. That is pretty awesome I would love to meet up with a bunch of strangers and do a bunch of stupid crap. Everything is so much more fun when your wasted! I might have to drink with you one of these days!.
I got a bit of Irish blood in myself mostly Mexican tho!

You are Mexican and part Irish?... Do you ever stop drinking and do you ever do any work?... You've pretty much combined the two most awesome ethnicities in one person!

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

I would love to hear that story Please!!!!

I once woke up to find myself on a boat in Amsterdam, several hours later I remembered how I got there, its a funny story actually... I won't bother telling it though seeing as most of you (99%) probably don't care.

Uhm id like to hear that!

Huh, an interest in my tale of interest, how interesting... Here it is;

Well I live in Ireland and I was on holidays in London visiting relatives (my cousins how are in university there and are about the same age as myself).
My first day there we started drinking at midday (because there was nothing better to do and we're Irish so it's what we do... you know; advancing stereotypes and all that), we went on a pub crawl across central London and eventually ended up befriending some strangers in a pub called The Yorkshire Arms (or something like that, some other generic English pub name like that, my memory is a bit fuzzy from this point of the story on).

After quite some time spent sampling every variety of alcoholic beverage the pub had to offer my cousins, our newly befriend drinking buddies and myself began playing dares. You know that game kids play but is sooo much more fun to play as an adult. After we got passed the more tame starting dares we started getting a little wild in our drunkenness.
One of the others dared me to hit on a passing policeman and such other dares which at the time seemed hilarious and great fun but which in retrospect were quite dumb. Eventually someone (none of us are quite sure who's idea it was originally) dared the whole group, including themselves to go on a spur of the moment trip to Amsterdam.

We decided to all make our own ways there and see who could get there first. I took a lowfares airline flight to Schipol airport and got a train to Amsterdam and was certain I'd reached it first. I had... mainly because I was the only one to actually reach Amsterdam. One person reached the continent but not Amsterdam and the rest never made it out of London.

So there you have it.

Holy hell thats one crazy night but hey at least u won in the end right???

Thats one way of looknig at it. Another way is that I woke up hung over and out of money in a foreign city... Totally worth it though! (that has ever since been my catchphrase)

 

[Mr. Google]

Holy hell thats one crazy night but hey at least u won in the end right???

Thats one way of looknig at it. Another way is that I woke up hung over and out of money in a foreign city... Totally worth it though! (that has ever since been my catchphrase)

That my friend is the best catch phrase ever really though thats a story that you tell your kids