You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?
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1) stay calm
2) find a gun
3) try to look creepier than the killer
4.a) kill the killer
4.b) if I don't succeed, I call Chuck Norris
2) find a gun
3) try to look creepier than the killer
4.a) kill the killer
4.b) if I don't succeed, I call Chuck Norris
Find small, concealable objects that I can use as weapons and keep an eye on everyone. Also endeavour not to be the character to get the awful lines that would get you a kicking in a nightclub, they're always the first to go.
Also backtrack every time sinister music starts playing, especially if I find myself backing down into a basement with nothing but a candle.
Also backtrack every time sinister music starts playing, especially if I find myself backing down into a basement with nothing but a candle.
I would relax, im a virgin after all. Also, don't go anywhere where scary music resides, if I go downstairs for a glass of water and sharp violin shrieks accompany me then ill just pop back upstairs.
Slasher Movie: Hide in my panic room for the next week, or until the news says the spree is over. Scan the outside to be sure that I'm not the sequel bait.
Freddie Movie: Summon Morpheus or wait for Freddy to slip and accidentally break his neck trying to navigate my confusing, badly formed dream scape. If dead anyway, complain loudly to sister.
Supernatural horror movie:
Stay the hell away from or get out of Maine
No scary looking houses, or lights off in the house
No Road Trips (unless escaping Maine)
Squat in officially hallowed church basement.
Punch Alan Parkinson or Craig Charles (to be sure)
Learn how to break 4th wall and kill/badly injure director.
Freddie Movie: Summon Morpheus or wait for Freddy to slip and accidentally break his neck trying to navigate my confusing, badly formed dream scape. If dead anyway, complain loudly to sister.
Supernatural horror movie:
Stay the hell away from or get out of Maine
No scary looking houses, or lights off in the house
No Road Trips (unless escaping Maine)
Squat in officially hallowed church basement.
Punch Alan Parkinson or Craig Charles (to be sure)
Learn how to break 4th wall and kill/badly injure director.
Assuming that I get to keep my basic brain funtions I'll be fine, I mean anyone with half a brain cell could easily survive about 80% of modern horror movies.
I'd surround myself with obvious targets, some trendy hipsters, Hot girls that kind of stuff.
People much more likely to die.
That way i increase the chance that i will be the last man standing, in which case it's more than likely i'll survive, not certain, but theres a very good chance.
That or become the killer myself.
People much more likely to die.
That way i increase the chance that i will be the last man standing, in which case it's more than likely i'll survive, not certain, but theres a very good chance.
That or become the killer myself.
Keep reminding myself not to fall for easy traps and always stick in a group. Also grab anything that can be used as hand held weapon and be ready to kick the serial killer ass (unless this horror movie involve some dark forces or there is a monster in it).
1.) Get a pistol
2.) Prepare to use said pistol.
3.) If I am with a group, remind them that splitting up is a stupid idea.
4.) Shoot anyone who even thinks about splitting up. They are clearly too stupid to live.
5.) If the big bad chases you, either run or shoot them (and don't miss).
2.) Prepare to use said pistol.
3.) If I am with a group, remind them that splitting up is a stupid idea.
4.) Shoot anyone who even thinks about splitting up. They are clearly too stupid to live.
5.) If the big bad chases you, either run or shoot them (and don't miss).
