I become a young beautiful girl in a cottage in the middle of the night. Then I hear a loud and worrying noise, which I respond to with "Is anyone There?" I then go out into the forest with a nightgown. Best. Plan. EVER.
You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?
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Commit suicide?
99% of the ppl in horror movies are tortured horribly before they die, and I'm probably not in that 1%
99% of the ppl in horror movies are tortured horribly before they die, and I'm probably not in that 1%
Cast Summon back up dancer
Get the entire cast to break into over the top song and dance routine
("thriller" if it's in any way supernatural)
Get into can-can line right next to killer
Willingly get killed by killer because any horror movie that had that had that sequence will surely suck and I should exit the film ASAP
Get the entire cast to break into over the top song and dance routine
("thriller" if it's in any way supernatural)
Get into can-can line right next to killer
Willingly get killed by killer because any horror movie that had that had that sequence will surely suck and I should exit the film ASAP
Find a gun, wait till someone else is dying a horrible death, walk out the front door and down the street and get the hell out of dodge. If I'm in a situation where the killer is coming at me with a knife (cause that seems to be what they like to use) swift kick to the balls then just keep kicking and stomping until all that's left of his head is mush
1. Be the sarcastic genre-savvy comic relief.
2. Die early on to prove that shit just got real.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Yeah, I wouldn't make it long.
2. Die early on to prove that shit just got real.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Yeah, I wouldn't make it long.
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'Nuff said.
It's a horror movie so if I get a weapon of any sort it's going to jam/break/etc and if I lock myself up the killer/monster is somehow going to get in.
'Nuff said.
It's a horror movie so if I get a weapon of any sort it's going to jam/break/etc and if I lock myself up the killer/monster is somehow going to get in.
Damn I guess I have to ditch HAL.scyrin said:
Well Ash in Evil Dead 2 hand to saw his hand off and he's still alive >.>Flailing Escapist said:Commit suicide?
99% of the ppl in horror movies are tortured horribly before they die, and I'm probably not in that 1%
Fixed it for 'yaFalloutJack said:
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I run to the mirror and sigh with relief when I confirm that:
A) I'm not black (not trying to be insensitive but they always die. Not always first but eventually. Please don't light me on fire)
B) I'm not having sex
C) I'm not high, drunk or, will be at any point in the next 2 - 3 hours
D) My circle of friends = 1 person and 2 more who I know from the internet.
After having gathered those facts, I come to the logical conclusion that I must be the serial killer in this movie. I'll lead a false trail to make it look like someone else while I systematically murder my sister's friends (she's in high school, almost a senior. Who the hell else am I going to murder?!)
Since I'm more than likely going to be doing the teen-stalker style murder thing I'm probably not going to be immortal like Jason or, Mayers which sucks.
A) I'm not black (not trying to be insensitive but they always die. Not always first but eventually. Please don't light me on fire)
B) I'm not having sex
C) I'm not high, drunk or, will be at any point in the next 2 - 3 hours
D) My circle of friends = 1 person and 2 more who I know from the internet.
After having gathered those facts, I come to the logical conclusion that I must be the serial killer in this movie. I'll lead a false trail to make it look like someone else while I systematically murder my sister's friends (she's in high school, almost a senior. Who the hell else am I going to murder?!)
Since I'm more than likely going to be doing the teen-stalker style murder thing I'm probably not going to be immortal like Jason or, Mayers which sucks.
I get the hell away from the black guy, because he's going to die first.
Then I sit in the corner of a room with a shotgun and wait for the credits to roll.
Then I sit in the corner of a room with a shotgun and wait for the credits to roll.
Get some common sense?
Really now though, in every horror movie, the characters are (usually) idiots.
Really now though, in every horror movie, the characters are (usually) idiots.