You wake up in a Utopian future...

[FalloutJack]

Possible answers:

"Name's John. You got a smoke? Preferably Silk Cut?"

"I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family..."

"I'm Killroy! KILLROY!!"

"I AM YOUR SOLDIER!"

"I'm the Doctor. Who are you?"

"Reply hazy. Ask again later."

"I'M SPARTICUS!"

"Oh smeg... You got any lager and vindeloo?"

"Hi-diddly-doo! I'm Talkie Toaster! Talking's my game and toasting's my game! Would anybody like some toast?"

"My name is Roger Smith. I perform a much-needed job for the city of Paradigm."

"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."

"I am Arthur, king of the Britains!"

[HEADING=1]"I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!"[/HEADING]

...or this...

 

[WanderingFool]

They call me Tater Salad.

 

[FrostandFlame]

Kirk. James T. Kirk, of the star-ship Enterprise.

 

[vivalahelvig]

Dent, Arthur Dent.

If you get the reference, no cookie for you! Seriously, it's painfully obvious. i sort of hate myself for making it.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, when he is telling his name to Starlbartfast! I just read the book today!

 

[Mr. Fister]

"...my name is Quote."

 

[Geekosaurus]

I'd take advantage of this rare, rare moment: "Why, my name is Han Solo. But my friends call me Lando."

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

"Who are you?"

"I am vengeance. I am the night. I am Batman!"

Or if that's taken,

"Who are you?"

"Bond. James, Bond." Connery accent and all.

Yeah, I'm in a creative slump today.

 

[Lord Devius]

No, if I were in the military and sent back to the past, then I would say Luke Skywalker, and that my dogtags were lying. (Likewise, cookie for reference.)

...Is that a Stargate SG-1 reference? The episode where they go back to 1969, aptly titled 1969?

I don't think so... but eeh

...O'Neill I miss you.

I'd call myself Entan. Because I can and I like it.

 

[VicunaBlue]

No, if I were in the military and sent back to the past, then I would say Luke Skywalker, and that my dogtags were lying. (Likewise, cookie for reference.)

...Is that a Stargate SG-1 reference? The episode where they go back to 1969, aptly titled 1969?

...O'Neill I miss you.

I'd call myself Entan. Because I can and I like it.

But Universe is so much more Gritty! And hip!


I AM BENDER, PLEASE INSERT GIRDER!

 

[hittite]

Dent, Arthur Dent.

I'm sorry, they don't have tea in this Utopian future.

Therefore it is, in fact, a distopian future, since any true utopia would have tea.

 

[Nouw]

"Winnfield. Jules Winnfeild."

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"Constantine" or "Clint Eastwood" or something else badass.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Jesus.

'Cause nobody mess with dah Jesus!

Especially Kung Fu Action Jesus

What about:

Spoiler

Oh and OP, what are you smoking?

 

[WanderingFool]

Wait, got a new one, and oddly no one said this yet,

Me: Got a Smoke?
Question asker: No...
Me: Ughhh.
Question asker: Name?
Me: Snake Plissken
Question asker: Hmmm, Thought you would be taller...

 

[Wired_Head]

They call me Tater Salad.

*Giggles* Ahhh Mister White how you do delight me.


If I had any wits about me, being all cool about the "ohmyohmyohmyohmyohomyohmy! I AM DEAD!!! AND A ROBOT!!! ARRRGGGGEEEEEEGG *Droll*"-thing. I'd like to think I'd say " Me, Tazan. you Jane?"

Though I fear I'd say "We are Borg"...

Oh... or in a combo of both.. I'd hope I say "I AM DALEK CAAN" with my new Dalek voice ^^

 

[Crimson King]

I would just ignore them and start humming the theme song from Brazil.

 

[Infernai]

[small]Underlined the most important things for the TL;DR People[/small]
You wake up in a bright white room, seemingly a hospital room, but something is wrong, as you could of sworn you had died. Your scenes are dimmed, you look down, and you don't see your normal skin color, its more white than normal (Not Caucasian white) You hit your knee, instead of hearing nothing, you hear a "Clang!" then you find out, You are a robot. you look to your right and see a panel, it says,"Subject X 0052: Fully Restored." Then humanoid-like aliens come in, and they ask you one very simple question:
"What is your name?"
Your Response?

For anyone who is curious of my response, it would be "Oranges, The Anti-Scurvy Device

Either
"The Names Plissken, Snake Plissken"
or
"My name is Dante." (Sorry for this one, but..it IS a cool name)

 

[metal eslaved]

HI my name is chuck norris them I become their king