You wake up in a Utopian future...

[WanderingFool]

'I am Zarathustra the Godless!'

Nice! A little Nietzsche never hurt anyone...

 

[yocharles23]

Surprised no one said this one: LEEERROOOOOYYYY JEEEEENNNNKIIINNNSSSS!!!!!!!

Either that or Chuck Norris

 

[Christopher Dudgeon]

The first words out of my mouth would have to be......

Alright Dudes?

 

[thingymuwatsit]

The Doctor
Jesus
Clark Kent
Commander Sheppard (an this is my favorite yada yada)
GLaDOS
Me.
all of my instant thoughts.

 

[linkzeldi]

Bond. James Bond.

 

[curty129]

Beep, boop, beep.

..*Chhhhhhhzzz* Booooop.

Bond. James Bond.

Don't you mean.. James POND?!

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DESCARTES. F***ING DESCA-GIMME THAT COOKIE!

 

[Shynobee]

Jandam Bruncrystaroth.

I'm not sure why, it just sounds like a name meant for a utopian future.

 

[GrinningManiac]

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[NinjaRabies]

Sal 3000

EDIT.

Oh secod thought: KHAAAAN!

 

[TerribleAssassin]

"Your Father"
or
"Bill, the electrician"

Either way, I'll get some funny looks.

 

[Czargent Sane]

Not Sure.

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idiocracy reference

hmm... probably Czargent Sane

 

[Rhymenoceros]

GLAdoS

I'm sorry

it had to be said

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Your worst nightmare
Just imagine the newspaper articles detailing how "Your worst nightmare has broken loose!"

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

"I am Kron the Mad and you've just made the last mistake of your species......
Nah just kidding now where can a whatever I am go get laid?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO GENITALS!!!"

 

[spartandude]

so all that has happened and you want to know my response?
...... AHHHHHHHHHH! WTF!

 

[Ekonk]

"Me? I'm Noone, pleased to meet you."

I am pretty sure that there is not a single person on these forums that knows this reference/character. (The name is pronounced, No one. But spelled Noone, just to clarify.)

Are we talking Oddyseus here?

I'd go with something that's already a word. Like Sovereign. Except something else, like, I dunno, Network? Singularity?

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Descartes?

 

[Kingsman]

Xerxes. Seems appropriate.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

Manly McAwesompants.

I would then demand iron filings in order to make myself an appropriately awesome robo-moustache.