You wake up in a Utopian future...

[Canid117]

I would respond with the minigun and portable nuclear missile launcher they didn't even know they equipped me with.

 

[Eggsnham]

I'd call myself God. Ya' know, see what happens.

 

[KnowYourOnion]

Dent, Arthur Dent.

If you get the reference, no cookie for you! Seriously, it's painfully obvious. i sort of hate myself for making it.

As in the late Dent, Arthur Dent......it's sort of threat

 

[Bernzz]

"My name? My name? My name is a sacred one...one that has been passed down the generations, in the legacy of my family. My name, in the immortal words of Cracked, is Staff Sergeant Max Fucking Fightmaster!"

I would be their god. God.

 

[FollowUp]

Geoff.

 

[paragon1]

Well, my TRUE name would make your brain eat itself, so I think you'd better call me Matt.

 

[paragon1]

"My name? My name? My name is a sacred one...one that has been passed down the generations, in the legacy of my family. My name, in the immortal words of Cracked, is Staff Sergeant Max Fucking Fightmaster!"

I would be their god. God.

HAIL LORD FIGHTMASTER!!

[small]I like Cracked too[/small]

 

[carpathic]

I've gotta go with the Za Lord.

Thank you Jim Butcher!

 

[WittyInfidel]

"Me? I'm Noone, pleased to meet you."

I am pretty sure that there is not a single person on these forums that knows this reference/character. (The name is pronounced, No one. But spelled Noone, just to clarify.)

Nevyn: traveling herbalist and apothecary, not to mention master Dweomer Master from the Daggerspell novel series.

At least, I think that's your reference. I always loved that book, but could only find the first one.

 

[Dogstile]

Dan.

They're likely the only way i'm going to find out about myself, i'd rather not mess with them

 

[standokan]

I´d probably lie and tell them that I was the king all that lived, I ruled over the earth untill the appocalypse struck, anyway, my fresh start better be a good one. Marvin the manicly depressed android is a good second option

 

[Frybird]

[HEADING=2]I think, therefore I[/HEADING] [HEADING=1] AM[/HEADING]​

Cookie for reference

"I have no mouth and i must Scream"?

Anyways, probably my initials, should be robot-y enough

 

[Baldry]

"I'm whatever you want me to be, big boy."

Yeah I went there.

 

[Bernzz]

"My name? My name? My name is a sacred one...one that has been passed down the generations, in the legacy of my family. My name, in the immortal words of Cracked, is Staff Sergeant Max Fucking Fightmaster!"

I would be their god. God.

HAIL LORD FIGHTMASTER!!

[small]I like Cracked too[/small]

And I quite like your avatar.

 

[GrinningManiac]

[HEADING=2]I think, therefore I[/HEADING] [HEADING=1] AM[/HEADING]​

Cookie for reference

"I have no mouth and i must Scream"?

Anyways, probably my initials, should be robot-y enough

Congratulations. Pick a Cookie Flavour of your choice

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

Earl Hanson Harold Puffington the 14th Esquire, heir to the English throne. They'll HAVE to believe it.

 

[Continuity]

Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

Not Sure.

Cookies for reference, and to prevent a low content post...

Idiocracy... That movie was funnier than shit! XD

OT: Fluffy, The Destroyer of worlds and eradicator of galaxies... BEWARE!

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

"SEX ROBOT! SEX ROBOT!"
What do you want sex robot?
"I WANT.....SEX"

Ref cookies unavailable put ya can have a pat on the head

 

[Irridium]

One of the following:

"Scruffy. The Janitor"
"Bond. James Bond"
"Call me Ishmael"
"I AM BENDER. PLEASE INSERT GIRDER"
"Steve"
"Cornholio"
"Batman"
"Captain Planet"
"Your worst nightmare"
"Zod. NEIL BEFORE ZOD!"