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PsychedelicDiamond

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Yeah, Pokemon sounds good to me. Travelling through the world, keeping and training lots of interesting pets with powers to make my life easier, maybe making a career out of it... seems like my kinda life.
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...
You have winner!

Being that I won't be super human that that I don't want to fight a dog with a spamming problem, and a flamboyant ninja with a grenade and guns problem... yeah, either I'll see you at there (for the beach volleyball of course *cough*) or I'll be piloting an AC-Next, hey it said I couldn't have super human powers, never said I couldn't be hired as a freelancer mech pilot :p
 

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GaltarDude1138 said:
Duke. Nukem. Seriously.

EDIT: Alright, LCP rules, alright. Why Duke Nukem? Not to diss the Duke, but I don't think he could shed his manliness on every girl in the world at the same time. So someone's gotta pick up the slack.
Then come with us to Dead or Alive, play some volleyball and enjoy some... "cake"

EDIT: I'm suprised no one's said "Minecraft" or "Sims" yet just for the irony... and I'm suprised no ones said "Leisure Suit Larry" what with all the dead or alive "fans" which need to be reminded that to get the skimpier suits for the girls you need to be good at volleyball :p
 

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WOPR said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...
You have winner!

Being that I won't be super human that that I don't want to fight a dog with a spamming problem, and a flamboyant ninja with a grenade and guns problem... yeah, either I'll see you at there (for the beach volleyball of course *cough*) or I'll be piloting an AC-Next, hey it said I couldn't have super human powers, never said I couldn't be hired as a freelancer mech pilot :p
Wait, was that a Big Rigs reference.

OT: I guess pokemon, since I´m pretty good at those games and it isn´t like the protagonist is usually a mage or anything.
 

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Mechwarrior 1, since there still hasn't been a more free traveling game in the BattleTech universe.
 

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If I'm still me, I would pick Digimon (eh or Pokemon) because I would at least have little [powerful] creatures helping me out. AND! I could go on journeys and stuff.

Or I would pick Phoenix Wright and be like a lawyer or something. I would get to yell OBJECTION!!!
 

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kayisking said:
WOPR said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...
You have winner!

Being that I won't be super human that that I don't want to fight a dog with a spamming problem, and a flamboyant ninja with a grenade and guns problem... yeah, either I'll see you at there (for the beach volleyball of course *cough*) or I'll be piloting an AC-Next, hey it said I couldn't have super human powers, never said I couldn't be hired as a freelancer mech pilot :p
Wait, was that a Big Rigs reference.

OT: I guess pokemon, since I´m pretty good at those games and it isn´t like the protagonist is usually a mage or anything.
OH GOD IT IS AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

off note of games that would be fun to be sucked into, let me make a short list of survivable ones for average humans...

No More Heroes
Dead Rising
(hey I said survivable not LIKELY to survive)
what about all thoes Flash games in the "Adult Only" Section of newgrounds, I think lots of people would like thoes better then dead or alive beach volley ball :p

Hmm... Tribes would work being that in their arenas the suits protect you from fatal damage and their "respawning" system is they stick a new undamaged suit on you and throw you back in

...why the heck do I keep looking at Wii games for ideas...

OH! RISK! I WOULD RULE THE WORLD!
...or you know, we could pick F-Zero and race at super-sonic speeds :p

ugh I'm running out of ideas... what do you think about Castle Crashers, Cubivore, or Crash Course?
 

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Ghengis John said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball ... for the Beach Volleyball of course...
A while back this same question popped up here. Everyone said they'd go to the left 4 dead universe or fallout or stalker or GTA or this or that dangerous place.

My answer of course was "You're all crazy." Followed by where I would go: "Dead or Alive, Extreme Beach Volleyball." You are a man of great wisdom, sir. And I'm shocked at how soon somebody took my answer. A beautiful tropical resort island. With luxury suites. And a casino. Filled with gorgeous girls. In swimsuits. Playing volleyball. And there's fried food. All the amenities a guy could ask for. And free jet ski rentals. Why fight monsters or spend a day in a crime ridden city when you can relax on a beach with an ice cream?


Or w-watch others... enjoy... an ice.. ice cream...
You just made my day.


OT I would say the Mass Effect universe...But the gentlemen above me has some good points.

What? Don't look at me like that.

>.>
 

SketchyFK

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I'd say pokemon because, if you think about it, you never really have to get your hands dirty and by then end of it you're minted. I'd be willing to say, if this had a pole, alot of people would be saying pokemon.

I like the idea of flying around on dragons and challenging gyms full of half naked girls. God bless Misty =D
 

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bliebblob said:
WOPR said:
EDIT: I'm suprised no one's said "Minecraft" or "Sims" yet just for the irony...
But but I, umm I just... Oh nevermind.

SHE'S SO ADORABLE!


OT: I think I could get by in Oblivion just find myself a fine steel longsword. Or Dead or Alvie beach vollyball, but I'm shit at flirting so I doubt the girls would go for me.
 

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Depends. If I automatically have the skills required to prosper in said game, I'd probably go Assassins Creed or Mass Effect, but if I don't, Pokemon... probably Johto...
 

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Biodeamon said:
I'd say either pokemon or destroy all humans
Why in the fudge would you want to be a human in Destroy All Humans!? You wouldn't last five minutes before being randomly anal probed, disintegrated, electrocuted, ionised, thrown into a building, having your head explode, burned, dislocated, bounced, exploded or quantum deconstructed.
 

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
Good to see that I wouldn't be the only guy on the island.
The girls are mine, mine I tell you!
It's not even like it's about the girls though right? There's plenty to do for everyone on Zack island!
I'll fight you for them! Fight you tooth and claaaaawwww!

With any luck we wouldn't even share the same island. There are plenty of civilized ways to settle this though. Just saying, I see two girls who would each love a cabbage.

If all else fails we settle this the DOA way. But since we're only human I promise to limit the number of times I surf on your back as you slide down a staircase.
 

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I'm off to the land of Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2. Beautiful women, sandy beaches (among other things), warm ocean water...perfect! But I'd miss the Seattle rain every once in a while.

If not that, then put me in an eternity of Halo: Reach, Firefight on 2X Score Attack Mode. I got me some Commendations to earn. As long as I can change the maps up every so often, I'm good.
 

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I'm torn between two games. One, pokemon of course, everyone is just a regular person who travels the world, all the while capturing and training pokemon to battle and such. But another one I wouldn't mind being in is Rune Factory, something about choosing a farm or beating down monsters (or a combination of both) appeals to me.
 

TriggerHappyAngel

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Ghengis John said:
TriggerHappyAngel said:
Good to see that I wouldn't be the only guy on the island.
The girls are mine, mine I tell you!
It's not even like it's about the girls though right? There's plenty to do for everyone on Zack island!
I'll fight you for them! Fight you tooth and claaaaawwww!

With any luck we wouldn't even share the same island. There are plenty of civilized ways to settle this though. Just saying, I see two girls who would each love a cabbage.

If all else fails we settle this the DOA way. But since we're only human I promise to limit the number of times I surf on your back as you slide down a staircase.