You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.

[zombiejoe]

Hey , buddy, it's me, generic friend #14. You got so wasted last night, are you ok? I saw you leave the bar with ______. Oh gosh, you didn't mess around with him/her, did you?

Ok, if you woke up with someone or something horrible in your bed, what or who would it be, and how would you handle it.

I guess for me it would be the corpse of Billy Mayse...just, yea, I would slowly lift the sheets, shit myself, and run like hell.
Or Fred...

I would just give him an orange to play with and run like hell.

Or Dren from Splice, why?
[spoiler/]Because it would make me a xenophile, a furry, and a homo, and a necrophile (if I was a girl)[/spoiler]

 

[DividedUnity]

Knowing my luck it would be justin bieber.

 

[zombiejoe]

Knowing my luck it would be justin bieber.

AHHHHHHHH!

 

[zombiejoe]

The Spoony One, he's got to have a few STDs by now (if you don't get it, look up Spooning With Spoony).

Oh I see what you did there.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Probably Ernie from Sesame Street.

And I would never want to see a rubber ducky again...

 

[Paksenarrion]

Knowing my luck it would be justin bieber.

One evening, Justin Bieber's bros dared him to dress up as a girl and go out with them to a bar. Hesitant at first, but with more liquid courage running through him, he relented...

 

[zombiejoe]

Knowing my luck it would be justin bieber.

One evening, Justin Bieber's bros dared him to dress up as a girl and go out with them to a bar. Hesitant at first, but with more liquid courage running through him, he relented...

And so the story of ______ and his friend generic friend #14 continues.

 

[General BrEeZy]

Scarlett Johanson
"...sweeeeeeeeeet."

...oh, "horrible" you say??

dangit.
umm..
Steve Martin.
"sh*t, not the robot who never ages..."
get out, run away...FAST

 

[Drakmeire]

the entire cast of "Repo: The Genetic Opera"...
it was one rough night.

Spoiler

Can't tell you how many mornings I've spent waking up to this

 

[Grey_Focks]

inb4 "your mom"

anywho, I think seeing Michael Jackson laying in bed next to me would raise all sorts of questions. My reaction would be running. Very, very quickly.

 

[zombiejoe]

The Spoony One, he's got to have a few STDs by now (if you don't get it, look up Spooning With Spoony).

Oh I see what you did there.

Strangely, I don't. I was answering the thread.

Another person would have to be a Ghoul from Fallout. I'd kill it and then myself.

Ehhhh....I could see myself with a ghoul, at least in fallout 3...I probably wouldn't forgive myself, but I probably could.

Would you vomit if I said I was serious.

 

[zombiejoe]

the entire cast of "Repo: The Genetic Opera"...
it was one rough night.

Spoiler

Can't tell you how many mornings I've spent waking up to this

wow, I REALLY hope those arn't all men.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

Ellen Page.

Yes, she is very hot, but hear me out. From there we'd have an awkward morning conversation, neither of us really sure what happened the night before, but agreeing that it was something we would try again. Eventually a relationship would develop, and we would end up having to travel across the Pacific whenever our careers allowed. The burden on her would ruin her future movies, then burden on me would lead to sleeping around with her famous Hollywood friends.

Eventually the relationship would degenerate into a facade, a shadow of what it once was, our souls torn and shattered. Neither of us who we were at the start. One small mistake leading to a lifetime of sadness and loss, trying to recapture that original magic...

That or a horse's head...

 

[The Austin]

Myself.

Duh-nuh-nuhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd probably wake up beside the female equivalent of Chewbacca *shudder*

The girl from Species, I can't remember her name.

It's Sil.