You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.

[Manhattan2112]

"Mom? What are you doing?!! Go make me some fucking waffles!"

 

[Magnesium360]

Worst ever would be a clone of L. Ron Hubbard, The now deceased creator of Scientology.

 

[The Night Shade]

A spider and this happen to me i was in bed i open my eyes and next to me a freaking spider i almost crap myself

 

[zombiejoe]

A spider and this happen to me i was in bed i open my eyes and next to me a freaking spider i almost crap myself

White stuff everywhere right...webs

 

[Larsirius]

Ellen Page.

Yes, she is very hot, but hear me out. From there we'd have an awkward morning conversation, neither of us really sure what happened the night before, but agreeing that it was something we would try again. Eventually a relationship would develope, and we would end up having to travel across the Pacific whenever our careers allowed. The burden on her would ruin her future movies, then burden on me would lead to sleeping around with her famous Hollywood friends.

Eventually the relationship would degenerate into a facade, a shadow of what it once was, our souls torn and shattered. Neither of us who we were at the start. One small mistake leading to a lifetime of sadness and loss, trying to recapture that original magic...

That or a horse's head...

 

[lacktheknack]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs33/i/2008/295/9/3/Smog_3D_Silent_Hill_5_by_Hedrus.jpg

 

[child of lileth]

Kathy Griffin. I killed myself when I woke up.

I had something to add to this thread, but you just put into perspective how worthless what I would have said was. I seriously can't think of anything worse than that.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd probably wake up beside the female equivalent of Chewbacca *shudder*

The girl from Species, I can't remember her name.

It's Sil.

The girl from Species, I can't remember her name.

I would rather not be eaten. Although the sex would be amazing.. No! I'm not going to be eaten by an alien.

OMG!

She's the cross between an Alien, a Predator, a Cross Dresser, and something with boobs.

Yea

 

[Dango]

Ezio, I would be all liked "HOLY CHRIST!", and he'd be all like "LOLZ I'm gonna stab you now."

 

[The Night Shade]

A spider and this happen to me i was in bed i open my eyes and next to me a freaking spider i almost crap myself

White stuff everywhere right...webs

The spider was making one at that time right next to my bed

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

Ellen Page.

Yes, she is very hot, but hear me out. From there we'd have an awkward morning conversation, neither of us really sure what happened the night before, but agreeing that it was something we would try again. Eventually a relationship would develope, and we would end up having to travel across the Pacific whenever our careers allowed. The burden on her would ruin her future movies, then burden on me would lead to sleeping around with her famous Hollywood friends.

Eventually the relationship would degenerate into a facade, a shadow of what it once was, our souls torn and shattered. Neither of us who we were at the start. One small mistake leading to a lifetime of sadness and loss, trying to recapture that original magic...

That or a horse's head...

What? Disembodied horse heads creep me out, ok?

 

[GamerPhate]

Your mom!

(has anyone said that yet?) If so I'll take seconds.

 

[TheSchizoid]

Russell Brand. I don't know if there's sandpaper strong enough to scrub the ick off, even if nothing happened. Got nothing against the guy and I think he's kind of funny, but his personal sexual history just makes me shudder. As for how I'd handle it? Coyote ugly if necessary. Otherwise, sneak off and then run very, very fast. Unless Katy was on the other side of me. Then I'd have a tough decision to make.

 

[Ungenericteen]

Peach that would make me an enemy of mario and I do not want to invoke the wrath of the italian plumers

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Neytiri from Avatar. Seems cool right? Remember that she's 10 ft tall! Now she wants to spend the day together. And since I'm a gentleman, motherfucking chivalry, I go ahead with it. Be careful what you wish for kids. Oh well, at least I can say that I ride my girlfriend to school.

 

[Mr. Gency]

The severed head of my horse.

I would accept your offer.