You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.

[Colonel Joson]

Sae from Fatal Frame 2, I'd wake up covered in blood with The White Haired Man staring over, and my vision would be all grainy and black and white, and Sae wouldn't stop laughing.

 

[zehydra]

Big bird. I'd be like... oh... wha-? Holy hell?!

 

[Vrex360]

Tartarus, cheiftan of the brutes.

Given that I am one hundred percent Elite, heart, body, mind and soul this would be very difficult as Brutes and Elites really don't like each other.

 

[zombiejoe]

OH SHI-

this...makes sense

 

[zombiejoe]

Peach that would make me an enemy of mario and I do not want to invoke the wrath of the italian plumers

Plus Bowsers enemy...you sire are F***

 

[zombiejoe]

Neytiri from Avatar. Seems cool right? Remember that she's 10 ft tall! Now she wants to spend the day together. And since I'm a gentleman, motherfucking chivalry, I go ahead with it. Be careful what you wish for kids. Oh well, at least I can say that I ride my girlfriend to school.

Wait, how would that work out, you would need to put your wing wang in her hair...what?
And what's wrong with a ten foot toll cat women...yea

 

[Jynxx-TheSiren]

Knowing my infinite amount of bad luck, it's be any character from twilight. Which would then lead to my death. WHy would I die? Because I would have broken all of the bones in my body trying to kill said person. And since they are undead, hard stone thingies, I would die instead. Yay.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Sae from Fatal Frame 2, I'd wake up covered in blood with The White Haired Man staring over, and my vision would be all grainy and black and white, and Sae wouldn't stop laughing.

Oh god...

The female equivalent would be waking up to the Kusabi. Blood everywhere, maybe gasping your last breath as your eyes roll back.

...thanks. I don't ever wanna sleep again.

 

[Lucifer dern]

raiden
wha?
are you a girl or a boy?
do you even have a penis/fuckable hole in that ninja suit...
ha got through that without a single wheres your sword joke...ah god dammit...

 

[Slaanax]

Neytiri from Avatar. Seems cool right? Remember that she's 10 ft tall! Now she wants to spend the day together. And since I'm a gentleman, motherfucking chivalry, I go ahead with it. Be careful what you wish for kids. Oh well, at least I can say that I ride my girlfriend to school.

that fact the she is a 10 foot blue hotty makes her even more alluring. I have a thing for tall chicks and they are like banging the ultimate tall chick. Plus I have to admit I have a thing for cat people =/. The worst for me is waking up with a facehugger!

 

[Colonel Joson]

Sae from Fatal Frame 2, I'd wake up covered in blood with The White Haired Man staring over, and my vision would be all grainy and black and white, and Sae wouldn't stop laughing.

Oh god...

The female equivalent would be waking up to the Kusabi. Blood everywhere, maybe gasping your last breath as your eyes roll back.

...thanks. I don't ever wanna sleep again.

*is distacted by your Avatar* Hm? *reads your post* hehe... Sorry ^^. Just try not to imagine waking up to Sae/Kuasbi inches from your face... The best thing is she can show up anywhere... in your bathroom, closet, kitchen...

Spoiler

Behind you...

 

[Johnnyallstar]

the entire cast of "Repo: The Genetic Opera"...
it was one rough night.

Spoiler

Can't tell you how many mornings I've spent waking up to this

That picture is missing someone....
<-------


Anywho. Knowing my luck I would wake up with nobody, as usual. I'm not that exciting of a guy...

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Sae from Fatal Frame 2, I'd wake up covered in blood with The White Haired Man staring over, and my vision would be all grainy and black and white, and Sae wouldn't stop laughing.

Oh god...

The female equivalent would be waking up to the Kusabi. Blood everywhere, maybe gasping your last breath as your eyes roll back.

...thanks. I don't ever wanna sleep again.

*is distacted by your Avatar* Hm? *reads your post* hehe... Sorry ^^. Just try not to imagine waking up to Sae/Kuasbi inches from your face... The best thing is she can show up anywhere... in your bathroom, closet, kitchen...

Spoiler

Behind you...

... I hate you, Wesker.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Your mom.


BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRN.

 

[Wildcard5]

No one, I be lonely...

 

[Colonel Joson]

Sae from Fatal Frame 2, I'd wake up covered in blood with The White Haired Man staring over, and my vision would be all grainy and black and white, and Sae wouldn't stop laughing.

Oh god...

The female equivalent would be waking up to the Kusabi. Blood everywhere, maybe gasping your last breath as your eyes roll back.

...thanks. I don't ever wanna sleep again.

*is distacted by your Avatar* Hm? *reads your post* hehe... Sorry ^^. Just try not to imagine waking up to Sae/Kuasbi inches from your face... The best thing is she can show up anywhere... in your bathroom, closet, kitchen...

Spoiler

Behind you...

... I hate you, Wesker.

When I tried to quote this post, my page immediatly scrolled already the way to the top... with fucking Kayako staring at me from the bed... I guess I deserved that one XD...

Don't forget...

Spoiler

Behind you...

. ^^ Have pleasant dreams.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

IT....stupid....evil...CLOWN!!! *shudders*

 

[stormyfs]

Louis from 'Pineapple Dance Studio'. If you are lucky enough to have absolutely no idea what I'm on about, feel free to look it up on YouTube (if available in your respective country).

 

[Egitor]

One of my twisted (especially when drunk) friends with no pants on.
I would take a very very long, very very hot shower and hope hard and long I will never remember that previous night.
Then have some coffee and kick their ass at .

 

[TheSchizoid]

Peach that would make me an enemy of mario and I do not want to invoke the wrath of the italian plumers

"We're not plumbers!"