You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.

[AgDr_ODST]

with my luck it'd be Bella(from twitlight). Though at first it would be awesome she'd be so damn clingy that I'd either have to kill her to make her leave me alone or myself to get away from her.

 

[Odbarc]

If I woke up next to someone, I'd be pretty freaked out assuming I went to bed alone. How did they get into my house/room?!

 

[Limzz]

My girlfriend's fat friend who she doesn't really like. I would simply an hero.

 

[likalaruku]

THINGS I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP NEXT TO:

A Yamanba Gonguro.

Man-Faye.

A pile of douchebags.

 

[Gralian]

Rosy O' Donnell. Oh God... just, God. I'd probably attempt to suffocate myself to death with the pillow right then and there.

But who would i most -like- to wake up next to? Well...

Spoiler

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

If I woke up next to the lead singer of Nickelback, I would have to slit his throat, or at least remove his vocal cords for the sake of humanity.

 

[zombiejoe]

My girlfriend's fat friend who she doesn't really like. I would simply an hero.

I think I see what you did there

 

[zombiejoe]

Rosy O' Donnell. Oh God... just, God. I'd probably attempt to suffocate myself to death with the pillow right then and there.

But who would i most -like- to wake up next to? Well...

Spoiler

Oh, she is very shiny...must...touch- OMG IS THAT A TAIL!?!?!?

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

hmm...well, if i woke up next to anyone besides my boyfriend, i wouldn't have to kill myself. but i'd definitely beat him to it if i woke up with that prick from fallout boy.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Knowing my luck, it would be

Spoiler

 

[Limzz]

My girlfriend's fat friend who she doesn't really like. I would simply an hero.

I think I see what you did there

Really? I don't think I even see what I did there lol

 

[zombiejoe]

THINGS I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP NEXT TO:

A Yamanba Gonguro.

Man-Faye.

A pile of douchebags.

Ok, the second 2, I understand, the first...well...um...ok I don't know what the hell a Yamanba Gonguro is, but it dosen't look so bad.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Jack Thompson, Mikeal Atkinson, George Bush, and a clone of Adolf Hitler all looking extremely refreshed while my butt hurts and my mouth tastes funny.

do I win?

 

[zombiejoe]

Knowing my luck, it would be

Spoiler

Wow, imagine what those tentacles could do to you- WHAT A MINUTE WHAT THE HELL!

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Knowing my luck, it would be

Spoiler

as long as hes still sleeping, It would be fine.

 

[zombiejoe]

Jack Thompson, Mikeal Atkinson, George Bush, and a clone of Adolf Hitler all looking extremely refresed while my butt hurts and my mouth tastes funny.

do I win?

O.O

interpret that any way you like.

 

[Teenage Beatnik]

Willie Nelson.

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Myself. If I woke up with me next to me, I'd bash my head against a wall. Well, at least bash my head until I realize that I could make me go work in my place.