Eew! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little... Gross. I would prefer the vomit to bieber.zombiejoe said:
You wake up in bed and_____ is next to you.
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I'm too lazy to photoshop this, but with a little white panda makeup & some rinestones, douchebags wouldn't look much different.zombiejoe said:Well they aren't that bad- OMG GET AWAY FROM ME, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!likalaruku said:They will eat your soul!zombiejoe said:
Um, everythings fine, this is zombiejoe, not a Gonguro who captured him to bring him to Gonguro land to do unspeakable things.
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Tifa Lockhart laying atop Samus Aran. [/sarcasm][/wishful thinking]
Seriously, though. The worst thing that could be in my bed would have to be my 7th grade history teacher. She's only average looking at best, and she's the most collosal ***** I've ever known. I can say, without exageration, that she should have been fired for some of the crap she subjected us to. In fact, she shouldn't have gotten the job in the first place.
AND NOW SHE HAS TENURE.
Seriously, though. The worst thing that could be in my bed would have to be my 7th grade history teacher. She's only average looking at best, and she's the most collosal ***** I've ever known. I can say, without exageration, that she should have been fired for some of the crap she subjected us to. In fact, she shouldn't have gotten the job in the first place.
AND NOW SHE HAS TENURE.
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM A DOUCHEBAG!?!?!likalaruku said:I'm too lazy to photoshop this, but with a little white panda makeup & some rinestones, douchebags wouldn't look much different.zombiejoe said:Well they aren't that bad- OMG GET AWAY FROM ME, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!likalaruku said:They will eat your soul!zombiejoe said:
Um, everythings fine, this is zombiejoe, not a Gonguro who captured him to bring him to Gonguro land to do unspeakable things.
I MAY BE IN GONGURO LAND, BUT I STILL HAVE RIGHTS...i think.
One of my professors... a specific one...
Vomit
Crawl from the bed crying
Run home
Take a shower until I feel clean again.
Vomit
Crawl from the bed crying
Run home
Take a shower until I feel clean again.
I dunno. Better check these fashion charts to make sure:zombiejoe said:
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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g9Pq-OMaf0w/S8tzFnIBy-I/AAAAAAAACJg/8XG9zfRxFy0/s1600/douchebag-1.jpg
For me, it'd be waking up next to a pile of all the new motion controller nonsense.
I'd probably pummel myself to death with the Move's fuzzy ball.
I'd probably pummel myself to death with the Move's fuzzy ball.
Knowing my rotten luck, It'll be a twilight reading, Avatar loving, pocky chewing, cosplaying, furry humping otaku that'll try to convert me from sound and able bodied human being to an idiotic submissive moron constantly carrying around a laptop, 50 different ipods filled with anime, several volumes of manga, and a DS...Shit, I just described my brother right there.
yeah sure you could lose all your limbs and get killed slowly, but if you convince her that you will give her babies whenever she wants you can have free booty call from a super psychic...that means she increase your sense of touch with her mind. mind f***ing ftw.Enigma6667 said:
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--
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"Oh god! My head! Wait a minute...there's someone next to me...OHMYGOD!!!!! Carmen Sandiego?"
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"where'd she go?"
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"where'd she go?"
