You wake up next morning...

[TheDoctor455]

*starts playing the guitar and trying out Noodle's singing voice*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: You can use this for reference.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why do I have this sudden urge to convert everyone into a Gorrillaz fan?

 

[xmbts]

Comes with the territory, why have I become completely nihilistic?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you can see the past and future simultaneously. Because you can see the atomic structures to everything.

OT:

Why did I tape these goggles to my face?

 

[xmbts]

So they stay on during the cool explosions. Duh.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

What's in my mouth? Where am I?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... where did my suit go?

Wasn't I on Mars a second ago?

 

[i don't know]

Its not so bad...where are my pants?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Mmmph!
Hnnnuh Fppt Mmmph!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

AARGH! I'm a Smurf! How am I supposed to operate deadly machinery now?

 

[xmbts]

I'm a bigger, clumsier death machine.

 

[Skorpyo]

MAN my face hurts, I could really go for a smoke.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I have sunglasses. I think I win this game.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why do I suddenly want to take over the world?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

That's perfectly normal for a Martian. You'll get used to it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Okay... now how do I move without falling over?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

You lean in the direction of the leg you want to move, lift it, and place it before you fall over. It's almost the same as walking, just with an extra leg.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And how do I stop firing the heat ray?

 

[xmbts]

You would want to stop?

I feel suave.