You wake up next morning...

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... you might want to watch out for the delusions as well...
If you see a hot blonde in a conspicuous red dress, you're in trouble.

Meanwhile, I will be enjoying my temporary freedom from her.

 

[xmbts]

I'll kick her ass.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'll kick her ass.

She isn't real, and since you're in my body, she will seem to be much stronger than you... somehow...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why do I feel so homicidal?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Why am I suddenly real?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why am I so thirsty?

 

[xmbts]

Robots giving meatbags orders?

I like it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Robots giving meatbags orders?

I like it.

Actually... because of Baltar's arc... your more likely to wake up in the brig with most of the fleet calling you a traitor. Enjoy that and the hot blonde woman in the red dress that keeps stalking you, threatening you, and sexing you up.

OT:

Why am I so cold? Did I just go snowboarding without realizing it?

 

[xmbts]

Actually only my toes and butt are cold...

My coordination seems off.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*got a strange mental image*

Thanks for that.

 

[xmbts]

I was sitting alot. >.>

Don't make it weird.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh don't worry... the mental image was of cyber-noodle shorting out.

 

[xmbts]

Right then, so how much ass can this body kick in comparison to the old one?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Probably none... at least not directly... however, that body is very intelligent and prefers to manipulate people into doing its bidding.

 

[mParadox]

Very smart. Shame I die of hallucinations.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Very smart. Shame I die of hallucinations.

How does that work?

And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

 

[Solo-Wing]

I feel a bit like a douche. A douche in a suit. You know the type of douche who thinks their better then everyone.

 

[SckizoBoy]

And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

My God, you've woken up English!!

 

[LupusDei]

And... why do I suddenly want to make tea? I hate tea.

My God, you've woken up English!!

Unless theres a drop of whiskey in it, then you've woken up Irish

And if that be so, o/ *Salute*