You wake up next morning...

[LupusDei]

Keep your filthy human hands away from my avatar you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Too late, the purple one wants to stay with me now.

 

[mParadox]

Smart move Doc. *thumbs up*

 

[LupusDei]

T~T I want my candyfloss friend back.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sorry, but she says she got tired of your bullshit.

 

[LupusDei]

Erm. It's... a he doc. A girly he.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Erm. It's... a he doc. A girly he.

Not according to science!

 

[LupusDei]

Actually science would prove my theory correct. Biologicaly, The fur is pink due to a pigment obtained from eating a diet of berries. Yes, pink is a female colour mostly however! If you examine closely, He has all the reproductive organs of a male, and a distinct lack of breasts.

You sir, Have a fetish for pink furred, effeminate, Fox-boys.

How do you plead?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not guilty!

From that photo, what the hell was I supposed to think?

After being stuck with a Six in my head for so bloody long, I think my standards for real contact have lowered significantly.

 

[LupusDei]

Girly-Boys will do that too you everytime. One minute you sure of your own morality and sexuality and next thing, BAM, Peenus right in the face before you sing ''Dude, looks like a lady''.

 

[TheDoctor455]

A carebear! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT BEFORE IT INFECTS EVERYONE!

 

[xmbts]

I feel...crazier.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I feel more lunatic.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*jumps on broom, flies around throwing fireballs at villagers, cackling madly.*

 

[xmbts]

Who's this lady running around being all annoying.

 

[LupusDei]

Someone with a fetish for pink girly-boy furries apparently.

 

[xmbts]

I'm...I don't know what I am.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... how do I suppress these new homicidal urges?

 

[xmbts]

Just take them out on the nearest thing that deserves it.