You wake up next morning...

[TheDoctor455]

(after a long sneezing fit)

Damn it!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why, oh why, do I have so much hair?

 

[TheDoctor455]

WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Skating on this UFO is awesome!!!!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Huh. I am pissed. Probably cause I look like a thousand fucking years old.

TO THE PERSON BELOW ME: It's Richard Nixon, if you can't tell.

 

[XThecommander]

I'M NOT A CROOK!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Woah hangover, Christmas parties ROC- *Vomits*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh great... I'm Travis Touchdown now...
why did I have to wake up and become this douchebag?

 

[mParadox]

..... Yay immortality?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Little help here, I think I just shot myself in the foot, and I can't figure out why.

 

[mParadox]

*looks at mechanism* Bad spring.. might wanna repair that.

OT: Bwahahaha! I is a immortal dude! >

 

[TheDoctor455]

(adjusts the spring, tries again... nothing happens)

Umm... the problem is that I never learned how to use this thing in the first place...
er...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

GAH! A NINJA! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!

*flees into the bathroom*

 

[TheDoctor455]

(after a long sneezing fit)

DAMN IT TO HELL!

 

[mParadox]

*inspects hand* Hmmm.... i see. Kindly see Leo.

 

[TheDoctor455]

How do I use this gun?
You've never shown me how!
And your buddies are expecting me to kill someone with it!

 

[mParadox]

Adjust your gun correctly.. aim it at the target steadily.. then shoot.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(successfully fires the gun at the intended target)
Thanks!
Now... how do I climb buildings...
'Cause I really need to get away now...

 

[mParadox]

Try to focus all of your energy in the intention to climb the building. Remember first have the intention and then will you succeed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(after clambering to the top of the roof, marvels at how easy it was)

Wow!
I didn't know it was that easy!
Why can't everyone do this!
(an arrow whizzes past my ear)
Oh right... that's why..
(runs like hell)

 

[mParadox]

Remember to correctly judge distances... otherwise... well... let's not ponder over that shall we?