You wake up next morning...

[xmbts]

Why do I feel the sudden urge to eat puppies?

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, a pie made of puppies appears)

Here you go, you need to keep your strength up.

 

[mParadox]

Yes! now i can people's minds so perverted that they run in fear!

 

[TheDoctor455]

That's a mental thing, not a body thing...
sorry you can't do that.

And good luck seducing anybody in my body.

Meanwhile...
*grins at attractive women nearby, who drop what they're doing and start following me*

I'll be having some fun.

 

[xmbts]

I'm going to control what other people think for once. I think I'll start with my neighbors.

 

[TheDoctor455]

How do I use these weapons and... mmmphhh!!!
*can't talk as the mouth-gun turned itself on*

 

[xmbts]

*Gets shot by out of control cyborg above*
Hmm, that wasn't so bad, I don't see what you're always complaining about.

 

[The Clown]

Play the guitar with a shotgun shell as a pick

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why... can't...I...stop...smiling?!?!?!?!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Why can I not stop scowling?

 

[ExplosivePerson]

I get a santa hat. Honestly can't complain.

 

[The Clown]

Fucking spongebob! *opens his door, walks over to the pineapple, opens the door then leaps on spongebob, strangling him, after a minute of writhing spongebob lies still, dead, finally putting an end to that little bastard*

 

[Broady Brio]

*Shoots himself.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Great... I'm a ubiquitous anime villain.

 

[xmbts]

Hmm,
*Tries out some magic, blows up house*
...neat.

 

[Spoonius]

*Has no idea what this thread is actually about*

 

[xmbts]

It's about waking up as the above posters avatar.

As such this one would probably go like...

*Drunken kangaroo noise*

 

[Spoonius]

*Emo little girl whinging*

 

[Spoonius]

Sweet Jesus...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Crikey! Wagger!

*spends a whole hour on obligatory, stereotypical Australian catchphrases*