You wake up to find your avatar on the other side of the room.

[Toaster Hunter]

I'd be very confused and slightly frightened. I'd probably ask about his sister to diffuse the tension while inching my way to the door.

 

[Slenn]

Well, my avatar is me crossplaying as my OC EMily. So I'll go with my original EMily avatar:
(She's the one on the left)

Spoiler

"You know how Maxwell's equations unified electromagnetism? Well, I've got a few equations for you and me."

Or this

"Did I ever mention that my favorite color is electric blue?"

 

[Mustang678]

"I guess this is another one of those Gray Warden things?"

 

[JezebelinHell]

Start planning how I am going to spend all the money from the tooth fairy!

 

[Solid Reece]

In my mind: "I'm boned."

I think that as long as you're not a tall Japanese guy with a katana, you'll be OK. XD

OT: I'd probably salute him and ask what my orders are. I mean, he's Colonel Mustang for crying out loud, the Flame Alchemist.

Or you can throgh water on him.

For me ill spend my last breath calling the Full-Metal .... short

 

[Nerdstar]

JESUES CRIST ITS A BEAR!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD NOW THE BEARS GOT A SOMMBERO!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME COLBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[demoman_chaos]

Die. I don't really thing much else would happen when Gearrex is around and Big Boss is not. Then again, animals tend to like me (only critter I've come across that didn't like me is woman) so I might have a new pet.

 

[Nerdstar]

seems about right.

 

[Zenn3k]

Grab my power up, turn into a ball, and roll away.

 

[FurinKazanNZ]

yum

 

[kortin]

Well first I'd be all like "Wtf, ed! What are you doing in my room?" then I'd force him to teach me alchemy.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Me: "Tali! Twilight Sparkle! Let's be best friends!"

...I'm fairly certain that the mental image I just had is illegal in most countries. XD

Ha! ^^ You know me too well.

Although I'm not entirely certain I feel that way about Twilight Sparkle. Rainbow Dash, sure.

 

[strum4h]

Oh look. This thread again.

 

[Drakmorg]

How the hell did this get in here? Did I get drunk and rob a museum? Oh well, I can put this in my living room. It'll definitely class up the place.

 

[Double A]

"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE DOCTOR! AND THE TARDIS! IN MY ROOM! I'm fucked, aren't I?"

 

[xdom125x]

I'd obviously piss my pants at the fact that a cgi character was in my room.
I would then try to talk to him but he would probably go upside my head with that medkit.

 

[hittite]

Be really confused for a second and then rock out to the quietest metal concert ever.

 

[jakefongloo]

Hello there Handsome *wink*
Then we go make an oldspice commercial