"You want to know how i got these scars?" - Joker

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Yassen

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The Joker for me is by far my favourite villian of all time. I even loved him in the old days of the animated series. His psychotic behaviour, his philosophies and just how he seems to radiate evil while still making sense in some strange way. Heath Ledger's performance did the Joker a great service, with one of my favourite scenes being the Joker telling Gambol (the black mob boss) how he got his scars... before giving Gambol his own set.

However, later in the movie he tells Rachel a completely different story so it's impossible to tell what his true history is. Today on the train I was thinking about this and thought up my own story of the Joker's scars.

"Want to know how i got these scars? When i was younger, my friends and i would spend a lot of time together. Killing cats, robbing stores you know. Stuff friends do. One day, my friends went off at me for being to serious, they said i need to enjoy myself more. By nightfall, they accidently drove off a cliff. Upset, i went to my father who told me good riddens... let's just say after that my father 'fell to pieces'. Covered in blood i went to the mirror, holding this knife. I looked at myself and said 'why so serious'? My friends wanted me to enjoy myself... to smile more... than fine. I said to myself 'lets put a smile on that face.'"

I would like to hear any stories the escapist community can think up in regards to the Joker's descent to madness and the origins of his iconic scars. The story must be told in first person and start with "want to know how i got these scars?"
 

Amnestic

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His older sister touched his naughty place.
Then knifed him in the face.
She was an...awkward...lover.
He was bleeding all over.
 

ultra_v_89

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You wanna know how I got these scars? Four nights in Bangkok and FYI, don't scratch cold sores.
 

smallharmlesskitten

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So. Do you want to know... How.. How I got these scars?

One day.. I came home to my Crrrrazy wife. Now my wife. She..She tried to kill me. onnn numerous occasions. And that day she had strung some piano wire across the bottom of the stairs leading to the basement. So I was sitting there watching the TV and she asked me to get somethign out of the basement. I did what a normal husband would do and went to help her. She pushed me. Down. Down those stairs and I came face. first. into that piano wire.

Let's just say the piano wire is now rather....waterlogged....

He drowned his wife for what he did
 

Frybird

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Do you want to know how i got these scars?

Discount Dentists can get a bit...jittery from time to time
 

huntedannoyed

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"You wanna know how I got these scars?"... I don't care what David Blaine says, it is impossible to swallow your own head!
 

MurderousToaster

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Wanna Know how I got these scars? I was forced to play Simpsons Skateboarding for more than 5 hours and tried to kill myself.
 

Mullahgrrl

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You want to know how I got these scars?
Katana-Sandvitch! What the French would call Pain Delish.
 

Simski

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Wanna know how I got these scars?
Traffic accident, I was out skateboarding with a friend when we got hit by a car.
I was lucky enough to only receive these marks on my face, my friend however...
He didn't make it.

/anti-joke
 

fedpayne

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You want to know how I got these scars? I was late for work, and try to clean my teeth and shave at the same time, and got what was in each hand mixed up.
 

Amnestic

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fedpayne post=18.74795.846988 said:
You want to know how I got these scars? I was late for work, and try to clean my teeth and shave at the same time, and got what was in each hand mixed up.
"On the plus side, my chin was minty fresh all day! The doctors said I had the nicest smelling facial hair he'd ever had the pleasure of smelling."
 

Cyclomega

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Wanna know how I got these scars ?

I got in one little fight and my Mum got scared,
She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
 

Steve Dark

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Cyclomega post=18.74795.847007 said:
Wanna know how I got these scars ?

I got in one little fight and my Mum got scared,
She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
Best one so far. :p

You wanna know how I got these Scars? NEVER eat Mentos and then drink Diet Coke.