"You want to know how i got these scars?" - Joker
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you wanna know how I got these scars? horrible fruit loops accident the inside is rainbow coloured
wanna know how i got these scars?
i had my arms sawed off in a tragic accident, then i decided to chop carrots.
i had my arms sawed off in a tragic accident, then i decided to chop carrots.
Wanna know how I got these scars...? saving puppies and children from an orphanage one of the little buggers knifed me
one day i was on a stroll with my wife in the park, a punk ran up and tried to take her purse, she resisted but he pulled a knife and she lost an eye, we go on for a year or so trying to pretend like nothing happened one day she says to me "you never smile when you look at me anymore." a month after that she killed herself. i looked at my self in the mirror and think "what was so terrible about that scar" so i take a razor and jut before i cut myself i think "wait, she wanted me to smile so why not kill two birds with one stone" then.............i smiled O_e
Let me try to get this back on track. I actually tried to imagine this fitting in as a deleted scene. This is where Joker attacks and kills the Nurse he gets the outfit from just before visiting Dent in the Hospital.Eyclonus said:
I see you staring.....staring at my scars. Do, do you want to know how I got these scars?Well you see I wasn't born this good looking haha no. I was born a very ordinary person. I led a very ordinary life. It wasn't until I met a very special girl that I decided that ordinary just wasn't good enough. *Nurse begins to look around the room trying to find help* LOOK AT ME! You know my story takes place in a hospital,like this one, I thought you would be interested....well I will MAKE you interested! *Joker places scalpel in nurses mouth*. I knew that if I ever wanted to be with her I would have to become more than ordinary. So I told my doctor, a plastic surgeon, I didn't want to be ordinary any more. But there was a problem you see. It seems there was a leak in the hose they used to give me my anesthesia. The gas began to fill the operating room and my doctor was really beginng to feel it. Now I don't know if my good doctor was already a little sick and the gas just set him off or if my doctor didn't think I appreciated the way I looked...but I do know that my doctor didn't go with the surgery as planned. No, instead, he placed the scalpel....just like this one.... in my mouth and he carved this smile into my face. Now I'm not ordinary anymore now as you can tell I am EXTRAordinary. So let me ask you......do you want to be ordinary?
