"You want to know how i got these scars?" - Joker
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He tried to give Hellraiser a BJ.
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Heath Ledger was trying to swallow a sword to impress his friends who were snorting about a half gram less than he was. While the sword was still in, he tried to rail one more line and sneezed. That wasn't makeup on his face. That was the cocaine.
'Course, I think it could have been just perscription pills he took. But you know he railed 'em.
Sorry, falling out of topic range.
I got it!
He tried to catch a Batarang in his teeth!
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Heath Ledger was trying to swallow a sword to impress his friends who were snorting about a half gram less than he was. While the sword was still in, he tried to rail one more line and sneezed. That wasn't makeup on his face. That was the cocaine.
'Course, I think it could have been just perscription pills he took. But you know he railed 'em.
Sorry, falling out of topic range.
I got it!
He tried to catch a Batarang in his teeth!
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"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"
"I ordered a Gotham City Pizza from Domino's. All that pepperoni was SO good...I just couldn't stop eating. I had to have more. So, I stick a pizza cutter in my mouth...and do this to myself. Now, I can fit two slices into my mouth at once. Now, I'm always smiling!"
DOMINO'S: Why So Hungry?
"Do you want to know how I got these scars?"
"I ordered a Gotham City Pizza from Domino's. All that pepperoni was SO good...I just couldn't stop eating. I had to have more. So, I stick a pizza cutter in my mouth...and do this to myself. Now, I can fit two slices into my mouth at once. Now, I'm always smiling!"
DOMINO'S: Why So Hungry?
want to know how i got these scars? A spy tried try to knife me in the back, but I turned around at the last minute and he got me with a facestab. He didn't walk away after that.
I prefer MAD Magazine's take on this.
"Did I ever tell you how I got these scars? I was disfigured by a dangerously defective spork! I'm suing the company right now!"
"Did I ever tell you how I got these scars? I was working at an exotic pet store, and the owner bet me 5 bucks I wouldn't french-kiss a PMS-ing Ocelot!"
"You know how I got these scars? I watched You, Me, and Dupree and laughed so uncontrollably, my face almost turned inside-out! Kate Hudson lights up the screen!"
"Did I ever tell you how I got these scars? I was disfigured by a dangerously defective spork! I'm suing the company right now!"
"Did I ever tell you how I got these scars? I was working at an exotic pet store, and the owner bet me 5 bucks I wouldn't french-kiss a PMS-ing Ocelot!"
"You know how I got these scars? I watched You, Me, and Dupree and laughed so uncontrollably, my face almost turned inside-out! Kate Hudson lights up the screen!"
Want to know how I got these scars? I licked the foil lid of a yoghurt pot and pulled it out of my mouth too quickly.
Want to know how I got these scars? I paid some beekeepers to give me a beard of bees to impress my girlfriend and things went horribly wrong when I sneezed.