"You want to know how i got these scars?" - Joker
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You wanna know hoe I got these scars? Well, an Irishman a Scott and an Australian walk into a bar...
That's horrible. That's not funny in the least. I'm removing his title of 'The Joker'.AgentCLXXXIII post=18.74795.848926 said:
The Joker is more of a menace because he has no past. It adds to the terror of having such a sadistic little bastard running around.
I don't remember the rape part, but it's true he shot her in the stomach and at least the torture of James Gordon suggested she would be victim of it. In fact, as far as I remmeber there has been no rape at all, but the Joker wanted to drive Gordon mad by caging him naked and forcing him to the pain of watching his daughter get slowly, but forcibly undressed foreshawoding horrors to come, but never quite achieving it. And the Joker did not rape her at all for sure, maybe he let his henchmen do it, but I doubt so, he's not a sexual deviant, he has sex in episodes of All-Star Batman and Robin for instance, but it's not one of his deviances, even for torture purposes...PurpleRain post=18.74795.849169 said:
The Joker did not send any pix, he was filming this live and showed it on a screen to the hostaged commissioner. It's in Batman - The Killing Joke. One of the best Batman/Joker graphic novels.
She was paralysed because the bullet hit her spine.
The reason why the Joker changes his story in the movie is a reference to a line from the Joker Origin story.
"Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"
Meaning there is no correct origin story because they are all true.
The movie also lacked on the Joker's killings. I just wish they used the Joker gas in the movie.
"Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!"
Meaning there is no correct origin story because they are all true.
The movie also lacked on the Joker's killings. I just wish they used the Joker gas in the movie.
The Joker toxin is his trademark poison, it would have been cool indeed, but maybe in coherent if he just evaded and invented himself as the Joker...
Alex> Yeah, and Alan Moore is known for his twisted plots (don't believe me ? read Miracle Man and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
Alex> Yeah, and Alan Moore is known for his twisted plots (don't believe me ? read Miracle Man and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
Its also called a Chicago Smile. YOu can do it with a credit cards. Hows that for one then. Lets find out.MindBullets post=18.74795.847698 said:
My father... never wanted me. He always saw me as a drain on resources, if you will. He also liked drinking. And spending. Oh, he was such a spender. Expensive things, things he could never afford. Thats why I like cheap things. Like knives. Like this one. Funny story behind this knife. But that can be for later. So one night, daddy comes home. He's very drunk. He'd been trying to drown his sorrows abiut the bills he couldn't pay, about the credit collectors breathing down his neck. He stumbles in. He sees me. In his eyes, I''m the reason for his sorrow. Now mother, heh heh... shes not around. Shes having a bath. She can't hear him. She can't hear me when I start to tell him none of this is my fault. he yells at me and grabs me. He gets out his vallet. Gets out hsi hated credit cards. Puts one in between my lips. He tells me that I'm about to share his suffering. I start to wimper. He looks at me, and says 'Lets put a smile on that face.' Then he gives the card a shove. Now, I'm always smiling. Thanks to dearest father.
You wanna know how I got these scars? Because I couldn't stop licking the outer left and right sides of my mouth, but I did know licking scars would make them worse. So my friend cut the sides of my mouth, and I stopped licking them. Instead, now I lick the upper and lower outer side of my mouth!
And also I just wanted to look more horrible and realistic than Jack Nicholson, who just probably ate a triangle-shaped...something.
In fact, my good friend Harvey Dent already joined [http://xfraughtx.deviantart.com/art/Harvey-quot-Joker-quot-Dent-96798887] my corporation of creepy looking Jokers.
And also I just wanted to look more horrible and realistic than Jack Nicholson, who just probably ate a triangle-shaped...something.
In fact, my good friend Harvey Dent already joined [http://xfraughtx.deviantart.com/art/Harvey-quot-Joker-quot-Dent-96798887] my corporation of creepy looking Jokers.
Wanna know how I got these scars. You see I love to travel. Some people... well, they happen to be afraid of flying. So I'm on this plane you see, and the guy sitting next to me just so happens to be one of these people.
Not ten minutes after the plane takes off this guy pulls a knife out of his boot, he grabs me and he starts laughing and he says, "This plane shouldn't be flying, this must be some kind of joke!" Then he sticks the blade in my mouth and he asks, "Why aren't you laughing? Why so serious?"
Not ten minutes after the plane takes off this guy pulls a knife out of his boot, he grabs me and he starts laughing and he says, "This plane shouldn't be flying, this must be some kind of joke!" Then he sticks the blade in my mouth and he asks, "Why aren't you laughing? Why so serious?"
You want to know how I got these scars? You want the truth about these scars do you? Well YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH... about these scars... it had nothing to do with a teddy bear...or a walrus...or a cup of tea. And it especially had nothing to do with all three of those things together in a 6 hour cage match to the death... yeah.
