You want to painfully murder The Escapist above you...

[Rip Van Rabbit]

...and you can use ONE item in the room you're currently situated in.

So, what would you use?

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Emphasis on "painful".

Bonus points if you elaborate on your method! Let the sunshine and unicorns killing commence!

 

[hiphop8004]

Multi vitamin pills

I'd make you swallow the whole bottle til your stomach is filled with so many vitamins and minerals that your liver commits seppuku

Note: This can actually happen, trust me, I'm a doctor

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Know_What_Im_Taking_About_Damn_It

 

[thesilentman]

One of those stretchers they used during the Inquisition.

 

[Barbas]

Ha, I'd hijack your Steam account and get you VAC banned, then you'd do it for me, painfully and all! Brilliant!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'd beat his head in with my PS3!

 

[Barbas]

I'd noogie him until his brains came out of his ears! Then soup, hahaha!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'd use all the cords that I have to strangle his neck until the very last breath is extinguished out of him

 

[Barbas]

I'd bury him alive in ducks! The frenzied quacking would be hilarious. Deeply sick and disturbing, but also hilarious.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'd shove down all the bad dvds and games that I have down his throat, making him choke from the badness.

 

[Barbas]

I'd give them Nuccius's cursed ring.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Use my pan to stab him in the throat and watch him bleed to death.

 

[Barbas]

Stabbing? With a pan?

Dude, that's fucking hardcore.

OT: I'd undermine his house and mine it with fireworks, plastic explosives and Christmas decorations.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

First! I'd smash my plate on his head!

Second! I would jam the spoon down his throat!

Third! I smash the glass on the table and stab him with the broken pieces!

 

[Barbas]

I'd would drive my dune buggy over them until they were thin enough to make into a crepe.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Well dude to some picture hanging I'd use my...

STOP HAMMERTIME!

 

[Drummodino]

Looks like someone is getting a baseball bat to the brain.

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

use my coke bottle flamethrower

i would focus flames on their good looks so they end up doing suicide

 

[Nouw]

Fear cuts deeper than swords is what is written on a wooden sword I have next to me.

Not today it doesn't.

 

[Barbas]

Have you met Molag Bal? I think you should meet Molag Bal. Pee on that shrine over there.

 

[StormShaun]

Being slowly impaled in the eye sockets by a silver spear.

Just like in the book I'm writing.