You want to painfully murder The Escapist above you...

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by ice cream truck explosion

 

[Barbas]

I will hang you outside where the eagles can peck at you!

 

[Drummodino]

I will hold a plastic bag around your head until you suffocate!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I will destroy her in both mind and body... if ya know what I mean

 

[Barbas]

I will beat you viciously with a rented mule!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I'd beat you to death with my microphone and have it record the act as I'm doing it.

 

[EeveeElectro]

ZIGGY ATTACK!!!! Many claws to the face!!!

 

[lacktheknack]

Death by a thousand papercuts.

GG.

 

[Euryalus]

Death by snoo snoo!

Snoo snoo with middling women who aren't very experienced and are quite awkward.

 

[Headsprouter]

OW! I shouldn't have brought this double-edged sword that works- OW, metaphorically!

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I'll throw this cardboard box at them until they die. Might take a few weeks. Totally worth it.

 

[Drummodino]

Death by bean bag!!

 

[Neuromancer]

Death by having a dummy-system EVA smash your entry plug.

 

[Barbas]

Two words: Crocodile nuts.

 

[Neuromancer]

Two Words: Rueful Axe.

 

[Barbas]

I'd nudge him endlessly and annoyingly from one end of the world to the other and into the next.