you will assimilate.

[Wintermoot]

I'll burn the corpses.

We must not let this breach the containment field.

I could just use Final Flash. Much quicker and more thorough

I have assembled the armies of Underland.

you have my mech

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

I have infected myself with a deadly disease that targets only Beiber's fans known as the Beibonic Plague. By assimilating me, Beiber, you have caused your own downfall, and the excrutiating death of all who were assimilated before me. Any survivors will be destroyed by the numerous counter-efforts and armies amassed in this thread. You cannot win.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I Sean Michael Hollyman will stand against your tyranny!

*Stands ground*

you do not stand alone!

*takes up a spot beside Sean*

we shall resist your evil to the last breath!

Yes Brother, we will stand against the tyranny of Bieber!

We must recruit more members to our cause

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I Sean Michael Hollyman will stand against your tyranny!

*Stands ground*

Huh. Rhyming first name, same middle name, same last initial with man at the end.

John Michael Hindman, nice to meet you.

Really?

Jesus that's so weird :ss

I welcome you with open arms brother

 

[soes757]

You will be assimilated....You will be assimilated, You will join us, you will be upgraded.
What the hell did I just read, I thought this was a Dr. Who thread.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I shall resist you with all the power that I possess! I stand with you, brothers and sisters of the Escapist!

Spoiler: I bring to you the gift of Touhou ponies!

That's Touhou AND Ponies put together. They're more powerful together than either is alone!

 

[Ledan]

The only thing I gained from this thread is what to next time name the virus in pandemic

 

[The Floating Nose]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Curiosity too strong....I PRESSED THE FUCKIN' BUTTON !!!!!!!!!

 

[SirPlindington]

hmmm... Wait, let me check my schedule... Nope, sorry. I've got no time to assimilate. I can, however, take the time to put a bullet in between the Biebsters unholy eyes. Or multiple bullets. Actaully, wait a minute.

Spoiler: Now I'm ready.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

The Injustice League is watching...

...and waiting.

 

[SirPlindington]

Ah, shit. Madagascar best close its Ports!

Bieber Fever. It's spreading.

No. You don't get to make that reference. You shouldn't. I hate you. And I hate the fucking Madagascar.

...

I... I thought it was over. I thought I could leave it alone, because I had made madagascar fall. But now, you have come to remind me of the pain. The failure. Countless attempts, all failed, the world in ruins, but for idyllic Madagascar. And now I realize that yes, it fell once, but it was only once, and even now, it lives.

Man, pandemic 2 was fun. I love that game. I'm gonna go name a disease Bieber fever, and I will not rest until Madagscar dies.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Ooh, are we forming a lynch mob against a tone deaf lesbian? Yay!
Come on, everybody. Torches and Pitchforks are on me!
No need to shove, I always have plenty.
As for anyone infected, please step through the door saying "incinerator". A doctor will be with you shortly

 

[Justin_Drew_Bieber]

I clicked the red button and nothing seem to be hap-

I never realised how fabulous the Beibs hair really is..

... Oh god what is happening to me!?

Good. Become the Bieb and let the Bieb become you. We are as one now.

 

[Justin_Drew_Bieber]

I got this guys.

Problem solved.

Fool, do you really think it that easy to get rid of me?