You will be tortured in a method of your choice, for the rest of your life, whats your method?

[Phenakist]

Pop music radio.

 

[The Funslinger]

...Spoons tapped on me?

I can't find the video for it but there's a movie trailer where a guy gets constantly hit by a spoon by some creepy immortal guy.

OT: Being forced to game, read and watch porn in a never ending cycle until my eyes bleed.

 

[MammothBlade]

Being sat on by a 350lbs fat girl. I could stand that "torture".