Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.

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theonewhois3

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Bullet to the head. No chances. Ahhh, no... Just kidding.. Borring.. Borring.. Borring.
OK. Overly elaborate plan.
My goal as an "Evil Super Villain" would be world domination- anything less would be unworthy my villainy. I would do this through alien technology, i don't know how i would get this- some needlessly evil way. Any way, i would spend two to three decades collectively on the following projects:
Building several secret lairs and Headquarters: These would be scattered around the globe in the form of underground bunkers, underwater and deep sea bases, and ofcause a space station. ;)
Cultivating a cult army of loyal henchmen that are a combination of the NOD from tiberian sun and 40k spacemarines made of; clones, cultists, and mercanaries-because they're cool.
Replacing the world leaders and the "Super Rich Elite" with doppleganger/shapeshifter creatures that consume their brains and take their knowledge, memories, and personality, while being, again, cultishly loyal to me.
Ok.. Ah more evil stuff:
Develping advance technology- gaint super lasers, faster then light engines et cetera- for my SEV( Super Evil Villain) take over.
And, eventaully, building a space defence grid containing nukes and epic gaint lasers which have the duel purpose of turning around and destroying and city/location of my choosing. Finding a Super Evil Nemisis who... is Oddjob, to be my right hand.
Designing a Super Evil Logistics AI who will have a robot- British accent and control my robot butler(named Gil), and a Super Evil Warbot. And ,finaly, develping an insane sence of humour to match my SEV personality while finding a high class quirky outfit.
This is my needlessly convoluted plan. As for who my alter ego is and what i would do when i captured him... Maybe another post.
It's pretty late.
 

Eatbrainz

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Cut off his fingers, his toes and his bollocks and make him run through an obstacle course before he bleeds to death.
 

Kjakings

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I would put him in an arena to fight off robots made entirely of high-end explosive, rigged to explode when A) their power core overloads or B) they get within five feet of the tracking chip I embedded in the hero's spine at the start of the movie.

The kicker? Their only weapon is a butterknife.
 

The Righteous One

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I would use the mind control technology from RA2 and Yuri's Revenge to try to force my world dominion. If a hero would find my secret base in Antarctica I would just unleash my mind control powers and use him in my bid for world power muhahaha
 

Legendsmith

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Hayate_GT said:
TsunamiWombat said:
Shoot him in the head and be done with it.
well said...none of that "i will now explain the grand scheme of things bullshit"

it would be like "oh good...we caught you..." BLAM...the end...
This.
Instant win. The plot can not stop me now!
 

crazyfoxdemon

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My plan was using Happy Meal toys to turn children into super soldiers... And my 'slow moving' way of eliminating said super hero is a bullet... to the head..
 

DarkJester

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I would subjugate the world in a never-ending High School Musical. Eventually everyone would dance/sing themselves to death.
And I would lock the hero in a room, underground, with a massive 3-D movie screen playing Avatar: The Last Airbender on loop. With only one way to escape... Actually, truly enjoy the film. He would never get out.
 

Tourette

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Scott would go into his room and get his gun and shoot Mr Powers in the head as he always escapes my lame deaths by overcoming the inept guard with a judo chop and floss.
 

The Stonker

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Jokuma said:
The stonker said:
I would make a trap that was not a trap but if he moved one inch,one inch then he gets kicked in the balls by Chuck Norris.

And we know that is a death trap because he will kick your soul out of your body :O And no one can be 100% still!

And I would take over the world with economic superiority I would be so rich that I could buy out the world and then I would spread some misery! GOOD OLD FASHIONED MISERY!
alright that is the best death trap ever, except for one thing. Chuck Norris serves no man, and you can not get him to join you.
Who said I was a man? I would've changed my self into a lizard by then.
 

Ickorus

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I would first start by building a giant magnifying glass in space and then using it to magnify the suns rays into one super hot point and begin frying people like a child would ants. After this I would put out my ransom note demanding people refer to me as emperor of the planet and have all the worlds leaders hand their power over to me.

I would then stick the hero on a table and slowly focus the rays of the sun using my giant magnifying glass until he frys..After infecting him with some horrible incurable disease of course.
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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Plan: Assassinating the US Congress and replacing it as my secret goons who will unanimously pass whatever laws I want.

Torture: Playing piano music at parties.
 

Blue Musician

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willsham45 said:
Your a super villain. You have just captured good guy trying to spot your despicable plan to take over the world...again...
What was your overly elaborate plan to take over the world?
and
What sort of slow moving death trap are you going to use on the good guy?
I was just trying to execute every corrupt politician from the government of any nation.
And I would probably let the superhero be on a torture place like in the movies SAW.

Also, with this post I have reaches 1000. YAY!
 

breadlord

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I would leave a crossbow by his head, with a vent system that leads to the way out that is big enough for him to escape out of.

Then I would tell him about it and my plan to destroy the world and walk away, out of the room.

He would then escape into a room filled with food, and I would lock him in there for a week or until all the food is gone, which ever is longer, then just so happen to leave the vent system open. Silly me.

He then tries to escape only yo find that he is bigger than expected, so he works it off, for a while. Then he would die a slow painful death in that room, where he ate his heart out.

Then I would walk in there and give him food and escape. For then on, he would face me from the mental images I gave him.
 

Mstrswrd

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Canid117 said:
I wouldn't tell you my plan and I wouldn't use an elaborate death trap. I would borrow one of my minions sidearms and shoot the hero in the face.
This, basically. Except that I would probably use my own weapon (if I'm a Super Villain, you can be sure as hell I'm going to carry at least a pistol. Probably more).


Or, I would have one of my minions do it, while I watched ot make sure the deed was done. Also, after being shot about 30 times, I would have someone cut off his head, just to ensure we're not dealing with an immortal. Also also, I would incinerate the body while filling the head with cement, incinerating that, and than sinking it to the bottom of the ocean, to make sure we're not dealing with a Dio Brando (Vampire like creature) type enemy (he cuts off his own head to survive. He survives fire and sunlight by self-decapitation).
 

klaynexas3

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here's the death trap he's hooked up to, a bullet to the face.
plan to take over world, nukes dropped in a few volcanoes
 

Xlr8DETH

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i would have a car on a track going in a circle than put the hero on the track but the car wouldnt insta-kill the hero because another divice would slowly push the hero farther and farther into the track feet first so he is slowly squished