Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.
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It doesn't really matter how I planned to take over the world as I would ultimately lose, but I would still try to SHOOT THE SMUG PRICK IN THE FACE before being beaten by one of his ditzy friends who doesn't know which end of the weapon is supposed to go in the bad guy.
plan: just buy the world
method of killing: some kind of rude goldberg esque trap that ends with the good guy being launched into the sun at the end
method of killing: some kind of rude goldberg esque trap that ends with the good guy being launched into the sun at the end
I'd be a little more devious.. and tell him a plan that would cause him to take countermeasures (after he inevitably escapes). With any luck, we'll have them doing predictable stuff that would in fact aid our cause.
First off, no slow motion death trap, I'd shoot him in the head and then explain my plan to him.. no room for error that waywillsham45 said:
As for the plan: I would construct a super AI and let take over the world stock markets, I would then use economic leverage to get puppet leaders into power in all the major countries and through them I would CONTROL THE WORLD!!
Edit: either that or a giant "LASER" in space.
My plan was to unite humanity by creating creditcards with infinite money, and handing them out to absolutly every person on the globe.
My trap: A bullet from a 9mm Beretta at point blank range to the hero's face.
That, and afterwards making sure he was dead by stabbing him in the head.
My trap: A bullet from a 9mm Beretta at point blank range to the hero's face.
That, and afterwards making sure he was dead by stabbing him in the head.
My plan to take over the world? I would introduce an air freshener product into the market that releases deadly poisonous gas into peoples homes! Actually that plan kinda sucks...
Ok then I would create a massive digging machine to dig out from under the city until everything collapsed! In fact I think I would do a number of plans...
As for dispensing of mister Jeff Fund I would use my own personal underground arena (in my evil lair) to stage a demolition derby where the prize goes to the car that kills mr Fund. Mr Fund is on foot.
Ok then I would create a massive digging machine to dig out from under the city until everything collapsed! In fact I think I would do a number of plans...
As for dispensing of mister Jeff Fund I would use my own personal underground arena (in my evil lair) to stage a demolition derby where the prize goes to the car that kills mr Fund. Mr Fund is on foot.
cut off both arms, legs, one eye and his tongue. the tell him my plan and have him watch.
evil enough?
evil enough?
My plan is to cut off Barack Obama's skin and wear it.
and I'd cut the crap and just kill the bastard. All the villains make the mistake of ahaving a super slow thing with easy escape and turn off button.
Just pick up a gun and shoot him, THEN torture his dead body.
and I'd cut the crap and just kill the bastard. All the villains make the mistake of ahaving a super slow thing with easy escape and turn off button.
Just pick up a gun and shoot him, THEN torture his dead body.
I'm taking over the world by assassination of key political figures and replacing them with loyal lieutenants with me in the top job. I would be a political figure myself or this plan won't work.
The trap, would be a situation which the "good guy" would have to let all their allies die in order to save themself. I would achieve this most likely by a two bomb only one disarm possible trap. If the "good guy" saves themself they won't be the "good guy" anymore. I would most likely be killed by them after that and they would be no better than me.
The trap, would be a situation which the "good guy" would have to let all their allies die in order to save themself. I would achieve this most likely by a two bomb only one disarm possible trap. If the "good guy" saves themself they won't be the "good guy" anymore. I would most likely be killed by them after that and they would be no better than me.
I would put him on a conveyor belt with loose ropes, headed towards a bucket of acid, then tell him my ultra genius plan and where to go to stop it and say "But you'll never get there! Muhahaha!" then run off to where I told him to go to stop my plans, and wait there with a shotgun.
I'm not going to kill them for weeks. Instead I will first cripple them and send out a massive message throughout the world that he is dead so that there will be no people attempting to save him. He will be kept in a small room where he will be well fed, and medicated as we slowly punish him. Some days it will be severe others there will be nothing. I want him to spend his time thinking about why he shouldn't have opposed me, and the unpredictability should kill him. Afterward I will grow tired of that and instead put subtleties in my speech that creates thoughts of freedom. I'll do plenty of other things, but I"m not getting into details. Then after weeks of this I will present him the ability to kill himself, while telling him reasons to want to live, and I'll see how long it takes for his mind to snap.
To take over the world? That's a secret.
To take over the world? That's a secret.
I would make a trap that was not a trap but if he moved one inch,one inch then he gets kicked in the balls by Chuck Norris.
And we know that is a death trap because he will kick your soul out of your body :O And no one can be 100% still!
And I would take over the world with economic superiority I would be so rich that I could buy out the world and then I would spread some misery! GOOD OLD FASHIONED MISERY!
And we know that is a death trap because he will kick your soul out of your body :O And no one can be 100% still!
And I would take over the world with economic superiority I would be so rich that I could buy out the world and then I would spread some misery! GOOD OLD FASHIONED MISERY!
I'd grab a gun and shoot him in the head then continue on with my life. Maybe buy a small two bedroom house in the countryside, starting a small cow ranch and slowly build up my money till I can move to the city center and open my own pakaging plant. Then I'd continue on to shut down that bussiness and make some form of bank, me being the CEO and buying out every other bank on the globe. Then I'd die peacefully.