Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.

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Daffy F

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Littlee300 said:
TsunamiWombat said:
Shoot him in the head and be done with it.
Well that is not fun at all.
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I shall make him go through a long chain of room and each room has a test. Then final room has 2 treasure chest, one has a key, one has a bomb.
Why not just make them BOTH have bombs. More fun that way, it also gives him the illusion of progress.
OT: I would probably just shoot him, which kinda makes me wish I could think up something more creative. OH! How about using a harpoon gun to attach each of his legs to a different metal pylon, then moving the pylons with heavy machinery? How's that?
 

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Id capture his closest and dearest friends and relatives. And tortures them as a group so they totally depend on each other, then i force the hero to rape, torture and eventually kill them . And when he is ready to kill himself, i destroy his body by pulling out the majority of his muscle tissue and leave him to rot in his cell with a gun and a single bullet and see him work his body through pain just to kill himself.

Or i just shoot him in the head, whatever works.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Step 1. Kill the hero, his side-kick, his girl and everyone else who's somehow related to him.
Step 2. Repeat Step 1 for everyone who's somehow related to anyone killed in step 1.

I don't want anyone to com back for revenge.

My plan was to kill every fool who dares oppose me.
[sup]Or one of my other plans. Maybe my zombie/robot apocalypse plan.[/sup]
 

Rainboq

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Rex Dark said:
Step 1. Kill the hero, his side-kick, his girl and everyone else who's somehow related to him.
Step 2. Repeat Step 1 for everyone who's somehow related to anyone killed in step 1.

I don't want anyone to com back for revenge.

My plan was to kill every fool who dares oppose me.
[sup]Or one of my other plans. Maybe my zombie/robot apocalypse plan.[/sup]
You realize that this eventually come back to you, right?
 

replingham153

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elaborate scheme: try to make the cockroaches overlords of earth with me as their "Dr Breen" kinda guy, if that makes sense.

Death of a Hero: By Spinal Liquidation:)!!!
 

Vilcus

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My plan was (and still is) to replace every producer (plants) on the planet with nanorobots (the nanobots would break down the plants) that would only produce oxygen if I commanded them to. This would literally force people to pay me for oxygen, effectively making me pimp of the world.

What would I try to do to a hero who tried to stop me, or discovered my scheme? Place him in an easily escapable situation involving assorted pool toys, and a tiny annoying guard dog that can only yap. His death would be brought on by starvation, and the only reason the situation is so easy to escape is the fact that I believe any hero stupid enough to oppose me isn't smart enough to escape even the lamest death trap.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Rainboq said:
Rex Dark said:
Step 1. Kill the hero, his side-kick, his girl and everyone else who's somehow related to him.
Step 2. Repeat Step 1 for everyone who's somehow related to anyone killed in step 1.

I don't want anyone to com back for revenge.

My plan was to kill every fool who dares oppose me.
[sup]Or one of my other plans. Maybe my zombie/robot apocalypse plan.[/sup]
You realize that this eventually come back to you, right?
Are you implying that I'm somehow related to a human?
Even if I were, there'd be no need to kill myself, because the only one who won't want to get revenge on me, is me.
I'm not Sheogorath you know.
 

Dark2003

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make myself vice president with a plot to kill the President in power

a bullet to the face, nothing get anymore slower then that
 

Gudrests

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I would make sure he is dead....do it myself too...then dump acid on him and make all of his bones decenigrate.....then ship the acid to the 4 corners of the earth and dump them in the ocean. HE WILL NOT COME BACK!!!...EVER!!! and i will hold some of the acid with me at all times...in a pendant
 

RIOgreatescapist

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Stay here in chains listening to jonas brothers whislt being cuddled by two hardcore homos, I'm just dying to see what the death cause will be.
 

THEMILKMAN

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Littlee300 said:
TsunamiWombat said:
Shoot him in the head and be done with it.
Well that is not fun at all.
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I shall make him go through a long chain of room and each room has a test. Then final room has 2 treasure chest, one has a key, one has a bomb.
What does the key unlock?

OT: I would sleep with his wife...maybe in front of him...he he yeah, you can't beat that for torture
 

IxionIndustries

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Kick him in the nads, knocking him into a pit of molten magma.

THEMILKMAN said:
Littlee300 said:
TsunamiWombat said:
Shoot him in the head and be done with it.
Well that is not fun at all.
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I shall make him go through a long chain of room and each room has a test. Then final room has 2 treasure chest, one has a key, one has a bomb.
What does the key unlock?
It unlocks the hero's favorite thing: Disappointment!
 

shadow741

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My plan was to kill them all with giant versions of hamsters (South Park reference).
My slow moving death trap is the trap where it hits a button to activate the fast moving death trap that I don't think I ripped off, unless I was ninja'd.
 

Niska

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As soon as he said "So since I am going to die anyways why not tell me your evil plan?" I would say "Wouldn't you like to know and then immediately slash his throat.

I am not going down the path of many of my evil predecessors.
 

slightly evil

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I'd be behind a force field (of course) overlooking an arena, give him a monologue where I LIE about pretty much everything I'm planning, at one point referencing a doomsday device of some kind and wave in a vague direction. que an epic fight with a huge mutant thingie, he wins of course, then escapes via the weak floor (that opens when the mutant falls on it). Any, long story short, in the direction of the 'doomday device' are some air vents, they come online and the fans spin faster than they should, sucking the hero in, he will probably escape this somehow aswell so the vent will be suspended over a furnace for good measure.