Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.

[willsham45]

Your a super villain. You have just captured good guy trying to spot your despicable plan to take over the world...again...
What was your overly elaborate plan to take over the world?
and
What sort of slow moving death trap are you going to use on the good guy?

 

[Canid117]

I wouldn't tell you my plan and I wouldn't use an elaborate death trap. I would borrow one of my minions sidearms and shoot the hero in the face.

 

[willsham45]

I am going to turn the worlds populous into cheese with my cheesification gun.
As for the good guy I will lower him in a vat of boiling melted cheese.
wahahahaaaaaaa-couph

 

[Omikron009]

I wouldn't tell you my plan and I wouldn't use an elaborate death trap. I would borrow one of my minions sidearms and shoot the hero in the face.

This. Although I wouldn't have to borrow a sidearm from a minion, because I'd be carrying one myself.

 

[willsham45]

I wouldn't tell you my plan and I wouldn't use an elaborate death trap. I would borrow one of my minions sidearms and shoot the hero in the face.

This. Although I wouldn't have to borrow a sidearm from a minion, because I'd be carrying one myself.

but that is COLD...not evil

 

[Peteron]

I am going to tie him to a conveyor belt about a mile long, leading to a furnace. That way he can get lucky like the past 50,000 times so I can continue the repetitive plot. Perhaps this mile long conveyor belt that is extremely slow moving will allow him to escape in the nick of time. Or, shoot him.

 

[Machiavellian007]

The way I would win: point a gun at them, ignore their, "since you're going to kill me anyway, why don't you tell me your plan," and since I don't have an elaborate plan I will then shoot them in the face.

The way I would lose: make an elaborate plan, point a gun at them, oblige their 'dying request' and promptly monologue for about 20 minutes, giving them ample time to escape.


I prefer winning, though.

 

[Mimssy]

I'd pull the knife out of my pocket and end it there. I can almost understand why villains explain their evil plan. I'd be very proud if my plot for world domination was almost complete. That being said, I can tell the rest of the world how I destroyed their precious hero once I already have the world. Mwhahaha!

 

[Swarley]

Plan: Take over a country in a completely legal way, then allocate resources to make fields of missiles to destroy the rest of the world.

Trap: Spike walls, room filling with acid. swinging axes, all the classics.

edit: Here is the song for my death trap.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Shoot him in the head and be done with it.

 

[whtkid6969]

Go Dr. D on the tristate area and use my mind control over pigions to poop on the people who get in my way
As for the troublesome hero, I would choose between Blowing him up with 3 tons of TnT with a rediciously long fuse, tickling him to death, or just the classic swinging Ax, slowly being lowered to his DOOM!!! Muhahahahahahahha!!!

 

[Paksenarrion]

My plan was to make overly hyped movies to fund other diabolical plots.

No death trap. I am impressed by hero's actions. I reward him with free showings of overly hyped movies. All of them.

...then I bill him total cost of movies if he escapes.

 

[MrNickster]

Dress up as Sean Bean and use the GoldenEye satelite. I would tell him the plan in a language he doesn't know-Possibly Korean or Latin or Ancient Greek

And the death trap would be slow moving, but very very short. A 2 ft conveyor belt leading directly to a 50 ft drop into a pit full of nitroglycerin. The hero is in a strait jacket and his arms are stuck to his sides with rare earth magnets. The conveyor belt is walled off on all sides except the end and extends several metres over the pit-even in the impossible best case scenario of him freeing both arms, he will not be able to reach the edges and will perish in the nitroglycerin blast.

 

[emeraldrafael]

My Worst Fear.

Put the hero in a pitch black room where the hero is tied up (or somewhat restrained). Places a few black widows in and aggravate the eff out of them. Make the hourglasses on their backs shining red, just so that tehy can be seen in the dark but not give off light for the hero to see otherwise, and let the hero watch as the spiders get closer... and closer... let them feel them on their skin, feel them crawling and knowing there is nothing they can do aside from roll and try to crush them (which would aggravate them more) before they bite, and leave the Hero with the crippling paralysis death as the hero watches those red hourglasses crawl away as their vision fades to black and they joke on their own stopped heart.

yes... I am slightly off the rail.

 

[lambsheep]

Evil is like shooting the good guy in the leg or arm and tying him up to something and letting him bleed to death.

 

[Lizmichi]

Fuck the slow death trap. I'd drop them in a vat of battery acid. My evil plan would be wait..... Like I'm telling you. Legs just say it has something to so with uranium, children and marshmallow fluff.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Drop em straight in the lava. No trap, no set-up, just straight into the lava.