Pretty much anything said by George Carlin is solid gold, so here's another one: "I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."
If I'm needing inspiration, Lao Tzu: "Go to the people. Learn from them. Live with them. Start with what they know. Build with what they have. The best of leaders when the job is done, when the task is accomplished, the people will say we have done it ourselves." Or just read the Scroll of Emptiness in Miyamoto Musashi's "The Book of Five Rings." Epic Zen.
If I'm needing inspiration, Lao Tzu: "Go to the people. Learn from them. Live with them. Start with what they know. Build with what they have. The best of leaders when the job is done, when the task is accomplished, the people will say we have done it ourselves." Or just read the Scroll of Emptiness in Miyamoto Musashi's "The Book of Five Rings." Epic Zen.