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quantum mechanic

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Pretty much anything said by George Carlin is solid gold, so here's another one: "I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."

If I'm needing inspiration, Lao Tzu: "Go to the people. Learn from them. Live with them. Start with what they know. Build with what they have. The best of leaders when the job is done, when the task is accomplished, the people will say we have done it ourselves." Or just read the Scroll of Emptiness in Miyamoto Musashi's "The Book of Five Rings." Epic Zen.
 

Niracas

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While playing COD:MW "Woah.. this is abit more intense than frogger."

I believe it was said by Jeff Dunham. Either way it was pretty funny at the time.
 

LeonLethality

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Yesterday I read this on a thread
I totally agree. FF13 is as much of a RPG as Halo.
And it is by far my favorite quote of all time. Its novelty knows no ends.

[sub][sub]And whoever wrote this originally (I can't remember who did) I did not put this up as means to offend you, this was just hilarious.
If you feel this did offend you then tell me and I will change this. But c'mon it was hilarious.[/sub][/sub]
 

masher

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"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice at much blood, or maybe three times as much blood. Like you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and it was on fire, and it was raining blood and maybe THAT would be enough blood! But, eh... probably not..."
XD Love it so much. Blizzard's sense of humor knows no bounds.
 

Enkidu88

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Anything spoken by Mark Twain is guaranteed to be both true and completely awesome.

My favorite is probably:

"You got to heaven for the climate,
But you got to Hell for the company."

There are tons of them though so there's probably even better out there.
 

klaynexas3

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getting over it is like giving up, giving up is like moving on, and moving on is for quitters.
 

ClassicJokester

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Stegosaurus: Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... "This Land.".
Allosaurus: I think we should call it "your grave!".
Stegosaurus: Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Allosaurus: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
Wash: Oh GOD IN HEAVEN!
 

MortalForNow

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Favorite of all-time:
"Run to the bathroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find my favorite axe."
-Pink Floyd, One of My Turns

Favorite from recent history:
"You almost poked my eye out with a fucking lollipop!"
-Wikus, District 9

EDIT: For extra awesomeness, I'm going to also throw in this quote:
"We can't stop here, this is bat country!"
-Raoul, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 

Urgh76

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So epic i must use a header [HEADING=1]WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEE!!!! PRINCESS!!!![/HEADING]
 

Druyn

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"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *****?"
-Wayne Brady

I dont know why I finf that quote so funny (maybe because it is), but I love it. someone even made a site out of it: chokeabitch.com
 

Eldritch Warlord

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I think I'll go for something a little different.

OMG a gant needler i luv halo wars!!!
Saw that on the Halo Wars community site sometime in 2008 and I thought it was absolutely hilarious. Yes, the misspellings of "giant" and "love" are intentional.
 

triggrhappy94

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well the first one that comes to mind is one of the lesser known Hannibol quotes (from Red Dragon, after the reporter dies):
"does your first kill feel good. it should. it does to god. just last week he dropped a roof on 200 of his followers while they were worshipping him" (or something close to that)
 

Meta 99

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Black Books, season 3 episode 6:
"Let's par..."
"DONT YOU DARE USE THAT WORD AS A VERB IN THIS SHOP"
"Let's potter along in order to obtain the party?"
 

The Eggplant

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"There's not enough beer in the world to drown my sorrows, buddy...but there might be enough to drown me."
-Me
(I have only the word of my former roommate on this one, though...I was out drinking after having gotten rather brutally dumped, so my memory is a tad nonexistent)
 

Cyberius

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Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.

Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

From Gladiator.