your avatar as a weapon

[runnernda]

My avatar is a quote from River Tam from Firefly/Serenity. Does that mean I get her as a bodyguard? Because if so, I am totally surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Not that I wouldn't anyway. I've been preparing for this for a long time.

 

[p3t3r]

a camel. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!!!

 

[Diligent]

I suppose I get to replace zombie apocalypse with CREEPY PSYCHOTIC MOON CRASHING INTO THE EARTH APOCALYPSE! Mwahahaha.

 

[Godavari]

I guess that little line drawing could be, like, a throwing star or something.

A single throwing star.

[sup]I'm so fucked.[/sup]

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

So I get a ton of awesome people as body guards? Sophitia, Mugen, Spike, Lelouch, Lloyd, and Felix. I don't think there's anything that could stand against me.

I beg to differ.

How so? The guardian of a Greek God, a samurai, a bounty hunter, a kid who can control people and is an expert strategist, an incredibly strong swordsman, and another really strong swordsman with the power of earth. I don't think even your Wolverine and Batman could beat that.

What about Azathoth?

I don't know who that is *googles* A diety? Yeah, I might be in a little trouble but some of them have killed the equivalent of gods. So, I don't know.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

I get a combination of the assassin agent 47 and a spartin the zombies are screwed!

 

[Da Chi]

I get Cowbell. Go Bruce Dickenson! When your Gold record making pants face the hoard, I'll be long gone.

 

[DarthFennec]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

At least you have thumbs...

At least you're immortal.

All I've got is this stupid lolcat.

 

[fligan]

YAY I have BEAR CALVARY so can I just ride a bear and cut through swaths of the undead with a 5 foot scimitar?

 

[Kelethor]

"This is my C-14 Gauss Rifle, There are many others like it, But this one is mine!"

The many, The cheap, The marines!

 

[Mordan Freeman]

Sorry guys, I'm definitely surviving, the FSM is unstoppable!

 

[brainfreeze215]

I get a gigantic all-powerful moustache. I win.

 

[Dr.Sean]

Fear the nothingness

 

[metal mustache]

a duck as a bodyguard, sweet he can just fly out my way so i can kick zombie ass by myself, thats exactly how it'd go down

 

[Vitagen]

I could tell each zombie to attack another zombie . . . ONCE.

I suppose it could work.

 

[Samus Aaron]

Newallmon! Use Body Slam on that zombie!

What?! No no no, not Rest! FUUUUUUUU

 

[miscelaneous]

Scarecrow Birdie... hopefully whatever is context sensitive will help me.

 

[Aceptdtctv]

I have a ninja penguin bodyguard... sweeeeeeet...