your avatar as a weapon

[A velociraptor]

Note: If your avatar is a person, creature, etc, you get them as a bodyguard. So I guess I get a Space Marine terminator with lightning claws.

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

You should make them the Talons of Horus rather than normal lightning claws.

lol. So do I get a book and a sword, or the entirety of the Grey Knights chapter? If it's just the book and the sword, then the book is the complete Liber Daemonica and the sword is a Nemesis weapon.

 

[MaVeN1337]

Sweet shit.

I get a giant spaceship piloted by alien stoners.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

....Fuck me. Umm okay I'll try and work with this.STICKFIGURE MAN get away from the kitty so you can think of a plan! Kitty claw the zombies faces in!

 

[Fanatical]

Holy shite sound the alarms! I have an assassin that slays demon gods?! I WIN!

 

[Barry93]

The Cookie Monster. I win.

 

[Free Thinker]

.....i really hope the zombies hate swedish electo pop

If it's virus zombies where the head must be damaged, Caramelldansen would liquify their brains. You may have the best weapon in here...

 

[khaimera]

I get a servbot, MvC version. Plus he can roll fatties and then turn them into pineapples to eat afterward. Its perfect

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

I've got the dark lord Sauron so as long as there are no bloody hobbits around I'm set.

 

[SoranMBane]

I get an adorable pickled fetus as my personal bodyguard. As cool as that is, it pretty much means I'm going to die, because pickled fetuses can't fight for shit.

 

[Sean Hebner]

My Cabit may not look like much...but she turns into a spaceship!! it can hold up to seven people! I could save some female friends and re populate after the zombie hordes starve to death! I can' remember if she had lazers but feed her a hot pepper and she flies faster than light speed!

 

[countrysteaksauce]

The piercing eyes will look directly into your soul and make you listen to Ritchie Blackmore's guitar work. Also, there's a guitar going directly through the guy's forehead, so he's probably dead...

 

[berault]

Batman with a beard, i'm gonna be just fine

 

[Ponch]

I don't think even your Wolverine and Batman could beat that.

BLASPHEMY!!1!

 

[Magicman10893]

I'm good. I have the Jedi Knights who say "Ni" at my side.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I have a skeletal figure. He doesn't look too sturdy but I might be able to fashion his bones into some weapons or something. But wait, where does this entrance-portal-thing that he opened lead to? Perhaps I could escape? I will enter and find out...

 

[yizas]

Guy in a suit with paper bag on his head ... Bring it on !

 

[WoobWoobWoob]

ZOIDBERG

...damn

 

[Swny Nerdgasm]

Wait? I get Captain Marvel to be my bodyguard? Who wants to hang out with me during the apocalypse?

 

[Comrade Mateo]

Fuck me there are a lot of comments...


MY avatar is an (arguable) insane killer, so, you know, hard NOT to use him as a weapon.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Prepare to get beaten/shot with a Blue Lefty Rickenbacker or alternatively run down by a super Vespa. Oddly I wind up as one of the best prepared. Or possibly one of the victims.