your avatar as a weapon

[Hashime]

Do I win?

 

[mik1]

I will rush you, then get destroyed for late teching unable to realize my constant pounding on your impenetrable wall is costing you 5 crystals while costing me 10000 per attack then get romped by massively larger armies and/or counters.


YES!!!

 

[camokkid]

I am protected by the power of hard rock and thrash metal.

That or a pig skull with tusks.

Hopefully, it's the former.

 

[deonte9109]

Nice Steve Fox. The Captain Falcon of Tekken

 

[smurf_you]

mine has wings.... so cool, flying I guess... maybe

 

[Helmet]

Then my bodyguard is... me.

Fuck.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Apparently I get a robotic samurai cat with a kickass umbrella who also works at a pizza shop as my bodyguard...

I can live with that.

 

[Adzma]

I get Starscream. /thread

 

[John the Gamer]

Mine's a nuke, so yay for mutual destruction!(?)

 

[The Rainmaker]

I get a communist mudkip? Hell yeah!

 

[Nylarathotep]

Hmm... I get a guy who can go invisible and possibly has other abilities I do not know about.

I'm hesitant to say exactly how useful that could be.

 

[steeple]

i get the symbol of the atlanta falcons fused with the word "metallica"...
i think im doing it wrong.....

 

[SentryGun]

yay level four sentry... the most epic defence imaginable... i am safe for all time (assuming i can still find bullet crates)

 

[Kenko]

I get Ibram Gaunt under my command, along with thousands of his Ghosts of Tanith. Pretty Sweet deal i'd say.

 

[BabySinclair]

No zombie is going to want to mess with Baby Sinclair. He breaks the fourth wall with the zombie apocalypse and gets to do his own song and dance with the zombies as backup singers doing a Thriller parody; Sweet.

 

[Ldude893]

Weapon? My avatar's a stronger magnet to zombies than Boomer Bile. I rather throw him into the sea and let the zombies drown trying to maul him for selling video game cutscenes as commercial movies.

snip

The last episode of that show was so bleak.

 

[AdamMan]

ummmmm..... oh dear

 

[UnwishedGunz]

i got the power to bang your mom YEEEEAAAAAA!!!

 

[GodofCider]

Hmm...well, I feel safe to say the least.