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god damn how many times has a threads like this been made, stupid troll is only doing this for a badge or something stupid like that
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Going by the last avatar I used on a site I get the whole crew of the Normandy from ME1 (barring Shepard). Thank god for GIFs! I'm set! Hell, I'm not even sure most of them can be zombified in the first place so there's little to no chance of one of them getting me while my back's turned. Bring it.
Going by the last avatar I used on a site I get the whole crew of the Normandy from ME1 (barring Shepard). Thank god for GIFs! I'm set! Hell, I'm not even sure most of them can be zombified in the first place so there's little to no chance of one of them getting me while my back's turned. Bring it.
Sweet, I'd get Tyki Mikk as my bodyguard. He can use his abilities to kill many of his victims by removing their vital organs without damaging the skin, as well as avoiding damage. He has also been seen to force Tease into his opponent's body, which subsequently eat the victim from the inside out.
I ruthless russian Ghost operative, returned from the dead and with command over at the very least a battlecruiser?
I think I'll manage.
I think I'll manage.
Three completely useless villians. Damn.
Presents? Well, I could booby-trap them but otherwise I'm not doing that good in terms of battle.
Presents? Well, I could booby-trap them but otherwise I'm not doing that good in terms of battle.
I have a fencer using a sport weapon. Seeing as I'm also a fencer, I am at least proficient in the use of the small sword and sabre (far better than the average world population) but those skills would not be terribly useful. Most of fencing is about misdirection but when facing an enemy without guile who is immune to deceit, the most important thing is simply delivering fast and effective attacks as quickly as possible as often as possible for as long as possible.
For someone who's swung even a sport sword let me tell you: it isn't something you'll be doing for hours on end without training to that effect. Some hard fought foil bouts end with both parties gasping for air and sweating buckets and these last, at most, 9 minutes. Hell, the last tournament I was in my opponent and I (we have similar styles) ran the clock to the 7 minute mark and by the second break both of us were ready for it to end even though we regularly run for miles at a time together several times a week!
For someone who's swung even a sport sword let me tell you: it isn't something you'll be doing for hours on end without training to that effect. Some hard fought foil bouts end with both parties gasping for air and sweating buckets and these last, at most, 9 minutes. Hell, the last tournament I was in my opponent and I (we have similar styles) ran the clock to the 7 minute mark and by the second break both of us were ready for it to end even though we regularly run for miles at a time together several times a week!
The power of dance?
HELL YES.
The guy in my avy is Genki Sudo, MMA fighter-turned pop singer. I'm feeling good.
HELL YES.
The guy in my avy is Genki Sudo, MMA fighter-turned pop singer. I'm feeling good.