your avatar as a weapon

[EeveeElectro]

Seizure attack, anyone?

 

[RandV80]

Chuck Norris showing he means business. And I guess depending on how charitable he was feeling either a eunich or a corpse as a warning to show we mean business, as if the beard alone wasn't enough.

 

[Nazz3]

I dont know. A lake? Moon? Finland?

Its the cover of Tales from the Thousand Lakes by Amorphis.

 

[The Invisible Goldfish]

Seizure attack, anyone?

I actually get seizures, and thats not working on me. Sorry dude, you're screwed.

 

[Chronarch]

I get a Ninja Cat? Nifty, I might have a chance. Then again, the Ninja Cat I made isn't really that great at... anything. Yeah, I'm doomed.

 

[The Invisible Goldfish]

Chuck Norris showing he means business. And I guess depending on how charitable he was feeling either a eunich or a corpse as a warning to show we mean business, as if the beard alone wasn't enough.

You have Chuck Norris. You have won the thread. Here is a cookie.

(insert picture of delicious cookie here)

 

[SquadronAce]

The F-22 is the only card you need to to deal

 

[Mechsoap]

so i would have a small blue haired Japanese school girl as my weapon?

im pretty fucked aint i?

 

[Maj.JakeVitaminwater]

I've got a bottle of Vitamin Water. Well, at least I'll be well hydrated.

 

[Sovvolf]

I have a Glamdring(The sword) and a Balrog... So I guess I should be okay for most situations.

 

[Pegghead]

I get Arnold Rimmer?

Smeg.

 

[Marik2]

I have the Ultimate Mikuru Beam!!!!

 

[drisky]

There is little to nothing that the pony lawyer can do, so I'm in trouble.

 

[Cpu46]

I have a hero in a magically summoned suit of armor that gives him a ridiculous amount of HP and defense who is also equipped with a claymore, can use an extremely close range spell to make enemies fly away and explode upon landing, and can summon a horse, a giant bird, a living chest, a coral snake, and a panda to help in combat.

Yea I'm set. [sub]although i dont know how fair it is to have your own MMO RPG character as your bodyguard[/sub]

 

[tha lime]

im SO dead!

 

[nuqneh1]

Wow. So I get I crappy drawing of a guy holding a laser-targeted gun as a bodyguard? I should have drawn a furry, or at least the guy holding an M41A Pulse Rifle from Aliens.

 

[Joe Deadman]

Well say what you will about mine but it certainly does a lot of damage!

 

[superbatranger]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

I guess you could use him as a distraction.

OT: A personal super hacker? That could work.

 

[phohouse]

Maybe I can strap my one imp to a nuke and send him in to the horde.