your avatar as a weapon

[Bobipine]

Yet again, sorry, I skipped most of the posts right now, will read them a bit later.

I have the flare dancer. He's gonna stop the zombies, how you ask? DANCING.
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He can also throw rocks.

I think I stand a chance, a better chance then the one with my bed as my sole weapon/accessory.

and just in case you don't know what I'm talking about higher up, well just search for 'The real Legend 3' on newgrounds, I would suggest to take a look at the 2 previous ones too. If you don't want to, he's a somewhat easy sub-boss in Ocarina of time's fire temple.

Edit or not...1
I just finished reading all the posts, and I must say ladies and gentlemen, that we are safer from a zombie apocalypse with our avatars then instant object to the left. My main concern with this though, is since your bodyguard always fight FOR you, what would happen if 2 of us would ever start a war within ourselves? Maybe something like the ultimate showdown of the ultimate destiny?

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I get Fingolfin and Morgoth?

Zombie apocalypse is officially over.

 

[Jonluw]

If my avatar gets to grow up a bit beforehand; yes, awesome.

If it doesn't; Uh, I guess I can amuse myself with letting it suck on my fingers.

 

[darkfire613]

I get a cat copter. Companionship and a method of escape!

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Great, I get Nick the Prick from Left 4 Dead 2.
I'd probably be better off alone.

 

[nuba km]

I get cute Cthulhu to fight on my side!
Don't be fooled by his cuteness. After all he IS Cthulhu!
Look how these petty mortals tremble with fear before HIM!

awww he is so cute, but could he stop my army of zombie muffins?

 

[Baldry]

Well...
In that case, the planet's gonna explode in 2 minutes which last about 20 episodes...

Hey it was 5 minutes, get it right or don't get it at all! ; D

And I have myself as a doodle... Basically I am SCREWED.

 

[Mr Shrike]

I have a Crocodile Car. Shit yeah, BRING IT ON!

 

[Geekosaurus]

Dammit. I'm not going to hit anything.

 

[PAGEToap44]

Clint Eastwood. Nuff said.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Fairly Angry Lich, reporting in.

 

[Jonluw]

so i would have a small blue haired Japanese school girl as my weapon?

im pretty fucked aint i?

At least you will go down in an endless stream of anime references.

 

[Tharwen]

Woohoo! I get the perfect camping device. Killing Floor would be so much easier with one of these...

[sub]And I get a top hat... for real emergencies.[/sub]

 

[joshthor]

oh great. i get friggin barney. (not really barney, but he looks like it)

 

[satanslawer123]

yes i have an amazing detective

 

[fullbleed]

I've got Crystal Castles to protect me awesome, I'm sure they can handle the zombies, Alice has gotten into enough fights with security and punters at gigs before. And they can alway lay down some sweet tunes if we ever get bored.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

I think we can all agree I'd be set in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[laststandman]

I get to be chased by guys with pipewrenches

 

[Snake Plissken]

Sweet. I fucking win. I have Snake Plissken.