your avatar as a weapon

[MoosieMann]

i have pie! well it wont defend me, and i cant use it as a weapon, but at least i can eat it! once...

 

[snakevin]

I get the ultimate distraction!

 

[Tinneh]

I get who I wish I could be? The Irishscout? Fuck. Yeah!

I will bonk their shit!

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

wow.I guess I shout "bullshit" at people and they die
my avatar is Complete AND UTTER BULLSHIT!

[edit]if my username counts you are screwed because he can do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLzFQfDEgs4
[another edit]I changed it to boxy.....She'll annoy them to death

 

[whatdoyouthink]

i got a retarded looking llama.... fuck yea

 

[The87Italians]

I get a guy...who's dead. Awesome.

 

[Wolfy1328]

so i guess i get a husky with a strange look on his face.

lol im sooo dead.

 

[Plastic Muscles]

You know what... it could be worse. A woman smashing bricks with her head.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

...I get a hungover guy. Really useful.

At least you have thumbs...

At least you get a bodyguard. My guard is myself. Even in the apocalypse, I remain solitary.

 

[Winfrid]

Kangaroo who'll kick the crap out of you and can also pull in the ladies, shit yeah

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

I get the single best FBI agent alive. YES!!!!

 

[USSR]

I get Russia. I feel well-protected.

You are under my wing, young one.

 

[The Night Shade]

So i get the Punisher fuck that is great

 

[the-kitchen-slayer]

Sweet, I get Lambda-11 from Blazblue? Nothing would touch us! But wait... Does that make me Kokonoe?

 

[Thedayrecker]

So I get a poster, calling for the election of Fight Club soap? Yay?

 

[MetroidNut]

I get a space dreadnought bristling with atomic missiles. Yes, this will do nicely.

 

[Zach Steadman]

I get a near immortal superstrong, super fast, instantly regenerating homunculus with diamond hard skin.

 

[Bitter]

I get magnetic letters and a board.

Which sounds unimpressive, until you remember that you can kill zombies by spelling words.

 

[crimson sickle2]

So I get a Cyber version of the Grim Reaper who can shoot lasers and whose scythe is the size of most medium sized buildings. For once I'm glad he's my avatar I just choose him because I couldn't think of anything else that wasn't already taken.

 

[ShoopDaToaster]

I get to be a Duke Nukem Fsjal vs the zamby apocolypse.
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE(fsjal)