your avatar as a weapon

[captaincabbage]

Gah shit. I get Garfield as a bodyguard. Could I count him as a weapon? since I could probably throw him at the zombies.

 

[karhell]

I get the whole Rahabin clan to protect me.

Cool!

But it would only work at night.

Drag.

I get RAZIEL. MOTHERFUCKING SOUL REAVER! YEAH!

So it unfolds... And we are a step closer to our destinies.

A teleporting heartless vampire with a tendency towards time travel and altering probabilities ?
I guess I should be fine

 

[Mordwyl]

I get a demigod with control over the element of earth and untampered solid forms. Not too shabby.

 

[Michael826]

I get Dani Filth. I'll deafen those zombies with some sweet-as-fuck black metal. Yay.

 

[Mister Swift]

You can't beat the cube. Your concussion awaits...

 

[nelsonr100]

A drunken hobo and clown hallucination are most likely not going to be very useful...

 

[Eternalsun]

NOT 1 BUT 2 IRON MANS! Im invincible!

 

[wolfskin]

Malcolm Reynolds, bring it bitches

 

[fjelding]

I suppose that one can do worse than Rock-Nukes....

 

[mr perki]

Ssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeee I think ill be safe

 

[jj90]

two doves carrying hand grenades, bring it on wooop

 

[SalamanderJoe]

hmmm, well I guess the bottom pigeon is immobile so my weapon is already 50% less effective...

 

[KingTiger]

I get a King Tiger heavy battle tank for a weapon

Start running >D

 

[Cobbs]

Mentok the Mindtaker as my bodyguard? I think I'm kinda set.
BOO WEE OOP!

 

[GWarface]

2 russian girls with Kalashnikovs? Hell, i think i'll have a party when the apocalypse finally comes...

 

[Deleted]

I would feel like a third wheel when next to the ultimate animal duo...

 

[KingTiger]

YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!!!

hahaha xD He will make the zombies pay one Gazillion bazillion billion dollars, or he will fire the Lazooor! Good choice for a body guard.

 

[Eijarel]

err, i get a to stare zombies to death??? cute-over-dosage always kills zombies <3