Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[The Human Torch]

OH GOD, IT BURNS!!!

 

[ZydrateDealer]

Accept, who knows he may even give me a few shots of Zydrate.

 

[Polite Sage]

I shall take your virginity!

 

[Folio]

'Snip-snip' Mr. Snuggles >:|

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

I'm pretty sure I'd run away out of fear it'd burn my house down

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

*looks at avatar*
Uhhh... well... I would, umm... yeah, about that... seems a little... I'm not really...

[sub]Ehhh, why the fuck not.[/sub]

 

[Scarim Coral]

If she transforms into a human then maybe (well just thinking of her as a pony is still awkward) otherwise no.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't want to say yes since I'd probably have all my bones shattered, not to mention that she's pretty much a loli. And I wouldn't want to even if those concerns were not there.
And I don't want to say no cause if she got pissed and did anything violent, I'd have all my bones shattered.
I guess I'd give her a nice, long bear hug.
Her response would probably shatter my bones, though...

 

[Rooster893]

Yikes. I don't want to hit Rock Bottom....

 

[theheroofaction]

Um... I'm gonna get raped by a fish. maybe I can scare him away with a plant.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

PS: its threads like this that make me laugh reading all the comments XD

I agree completely. However, to answer the question I'd settle for a hug.

 

[TheFunPolice]

I just wouldn't take him very srsly

 

[vrbtny]

i would grab some form of weapon and then this music would play
and then i would be dead O_O

Yay, awesome! Finally another person with a Fire Emblem logo. I know I don't have one at the moment, but usually it's one of Gietz from the first Fire Emblem.

This is my usual avatar

Spoiler

Smaller of course

OT : Gah!! Fuck!! Get him away from me !! ew ew ew. Sue him. ugh. Hit him with a frying pan or something.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Spoiler: YES YES YES YES YES

Did I mention YES?

Oh God, that is f-cking weird. No offence.

OT: Um.. My avatar is described as being of 'mysterious and indeterminate gender', so..
I don't know. It would be a matter of luck, but I'm not entirely straight so neither option would be too much of a problem.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

*looks at Mcgyvercas's avatar*

*looks at own avatar*

Room for another two in there?

 

[Blind0bserver]

Well, my avatar quite literally is the my internet persona, so that means I'm being hit on by myself. Factor into that that I'm already somewhat of a narcissist and... yeah...

 

[Qtoy]

Does that mean I have the urge to masturbate or that there's a clone of me?

 

[Kielgasten]

It´s alright. He´s probably too drunk to perform anyway...