Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[heavyblues]

Noooo He ate them.. and now he's going to eat meeee. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Ddgafd]

Dinosaurs armed with laser guns dressed up in provocative clothing. No.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

WHAAAAAAT.

He's a reploid (extremely human android), even if its possible, I don't swing tha-

wait, I changed my avatar, let me try again; a foursome with Vent, Giro, and Aile. while awkward, at least Aile is smoking hot.... for a 14 year old?

I'm not a pedophile!

 

[Tiger Sora]

Ohh god Dash umm. Well you look really sexy right now, but I...
(Probably just go with it. Cause theres no was I'm outrunning the fastest flyer in Equestria)
If I were a pony or she a human. No question than I'd hop at the chance.

 

[Keela]

Umm, yeah. If anyone needs me, I'll be in this barn with Holo for god knows how long. If you need to reach me, knock three times and clear off, as I will have no interest in talking at that particular moment in time.

High five for that one.

For mine, I'd... be too confused to move. How could Lawrence ever... bleeegggghhhh. If you've ever watched the show, you know exactly what I mean.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Don't.. *ahem* injest..

 

[MR.Spartacus]

Yeah... I'd just go with it. It could only go goodly. Or with me getting bludgeoned with a bass.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

I just hope he doesn't show me his Grossdeutschland. Or his pickelhaube.

 

[Athlonis]

Ooooh. I'm normally straight, but I think just this once...

I mean, it's Tennant, what do you expect me to do?

 

[StraightToHeck]

well seeing as my avatar is me, I suppose that whole "gay sex or masturbation" paradox would come up in the discussion

 

[chiefohara]

hope that as soon as the helmet came off that Denise Richards is under it.

 

[Johnny Impact]

I don't have an avatar. Meaning nobody wants to have sex with me.

Quite typical, really.

Ninja'd!

Since mine should come after an apocalypse, I'm only slightly surprised to find it in my house. Pistol out, pop-pop, good night Gracie.

On a normal day I would probably panic and run. Or brain it with the heavy object nearest to hand, which by my front door is a weedwhacker.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

You have just gotten home from a long day at work to find your avatar (whatever it is) dressed in provocative clothing and... trying... to seduce you....

Me in seductive clothing trying to seduce me? Game on.

How on earth do I see myself advancing on myself?

You sir, have no imagination!

 

[Souplex]

My avatar is me. This makes things simple.

 

[Ren3004]

I want to refuse, but... It's the goddamn Batman. He'll just catch me and get his way with me.

 

[Sariteiya]

How could he? He's so cute and innocent! Or is it the pigs we're talking about... I don't like either of those options. It's like being stuck between Pedophilia and Beastialiy...

If it was however, an older Link, I don't think there'd be much of a problem.

 

[Danny 6Speed]

Why is no one concerned about me in this one...

 

[Reishadowen]

You have just gotten home from a long day at work to find your avatar (whatever it is) dressed in provocative clothing and... trying... to seduce you....

What the hell do you do?!

...What...is...wrong with you? Seriously, why would even post this?

These "Your avatar just did something!" threads are done WAY too often. Every time I see the "latest posts" page, there's at least two of these "your avatar..." threads on there. Are you seriously THIS bored?

 

[B33J33]

Back away slowly saying "Shouldn't you be looking for Lucrecia?" hoping he doensn't go all Galian Beast on me

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Ehm, I don't know how to react when I'm trying to be seduced by a dead president.